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   "George Dance"  wrote in message   
   news:10b7922e-3055-4969-a603-73f712dfda99@e3g2000vbe.googlegroups.com...   
   On Mar 18, 10:52 pm, "John \"C\""  wrote:   
   > "George Dance"  wrote in message   
   >   
   > news:79a053e8-2071-4d11-81f9-bb238f1fa474@r29g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...   
   > On Mar 10, 5:19 am, "John \"C\""  wrote:   
   >   
   > > "George Dance"  wrote in message   
   >   
   > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   
   >   
   > > Welcome to the New AUK.....   
   > > --   
   > > King John I of AUK   
   >   
   > Thank you, your majesty. Prithy, grant me a boon.   
   >   
   > As you know, the Kooks' Awards have descended into chaos under the new   
   > self-styled "dictator," and I see you've had to abandon them. I   
   > commend your wise decision, but I'd urge you to consider bestowing   
   > awards to deserving kooks at your own pleasure. I note that you have   
   > done so, for example, by naming Lamey KotM.   
   >   
   > One of your most eminent kook subjects recently proposed other awards,   
   > which the "dictator" refused to entertain:   
   >   
   > Peter J. Ross for the Prescription Overdose Of Fuckheadedness Award.   
   >   
   > Aratzio for the No Life Whatsoever Award   
   >   
   > As the intended recipients are most worthy, I most humbly beg your   
   > majesty to bestow those awards without delay.   
   > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   
   >   
   > It is DONE this day by Royal Decree of King John I of AUK !!   
   >   
   > I swear and attest to the above "Super-Ko0k" Awards by my Official Royal   
   > Seal....   
   > --   
   > King John I of AUK   
   >   
   > p.s. Duke Dance, you keep em coming and I'll OK them, ya hear ??   
      
      
   Yes, sire. I shall make this my battle song:   
      
      
   Duke, duke, duke,   
   Duke of k00ks, duke, duke, ...   
      
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   Allow me to join in welcoming George Dance to the group.   
      
   George is an island of reason in a sea of irrationality.   
      
   He may or may not recall me, but his intellect was always shining   
   rightly  - even when we occasionally disagreed - in various   
   philosophy-oriented fora.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)