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   From: pjr@example.invalid   
      
   In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:31:08 -0700 (PDT), George   
   Dance  wrote:   
      
   > On Mar 10, 5:19 am, "John \"C\""  wrote:   
   >> "George Dance"  wrote in message   
   >>   
   >   
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   >>   
   >> Welcome to the New AUK.....   
   >> --   
   >> King John I of AUK   
   >   
   > Thank you, your majesty. Prithy, grant me a boon.   
   >   
   > As you know, the Kooks' Awards have descended into chaos under the new   
   > self-styled "dictator," and I see you've had to abandon them. I   
   > commend your wise decision, but I'd urge you to consider bestowing   
   > awards to deserving kooks at your own pleasure. I note that you have   
   > done so, for example, by naming Lamey KotM.   
   >   
   > One of your most eminent kook subjects recently proposed other awards,   
   > which the "dictator" refused to entertain:   
   >   
   > Peter J. Ross for the Prescription Overdose Of Fuckheadedness Award.   
   >   
   > Aratzio for the No Life Whatsoever Award   
   >   
   > As the intended recipients are most worthy, I most humbly beg your   
   > majesty to bestow those awards without delay.   
      
   Oh dear. George seems to want a shiny tinfoil sombrero to display in   
   his trophy cabinet.   
      
   However, anybody who's so pathetic that he needs to slurp Dishonest   
   John in the hope of finding allies is perhaps more pitiable than   
   entertaining.   
      
      
      
   --   
   PJR :-)   
      
      
      
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