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From: greghall@home.fake
"John "C"" wrote in message
news:2aydnSTLJ9XmEFjUnZ2dnUVZ_hSWnZ2d@centurytel.net...
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> "Gregory Hall" wrote in message
> news:2lvvrl.tas.17.1@news.alt.net...
>> "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
>> news:slrngsa9g7.oes.pjr@pjr.gotdns.org...
>> > In rec.arts.poems on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 06:58:31 -0700 (PDT), George
>> > Dance wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Mar 16, 12:48 pm, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke *Give me liberty or
>> >> give me head*" wrote:
>> >>> George Dance writes:
>> >>>
>> >>> No wonder they roast you on rap,
>> >>> For posting preposterous pap,
>> >>> Since mine had no blemish
>> >>> While thine was more phlegmish:
>> >>> Mere crap from the yap of a sap.
>> >>
>> >> It looks like you're just trying to troll
>> >> Both me and dear Dennis, the poor soul.
>> >> Your rhyming's infernal;
>> >> I'm thinking that "Colonel"
>> >> Is just a misspelling of "Cornhole."
>> >
>> > There was an old fellow called Dance,
>> > whose attempts at limericks mostly
>> > neither scanned nor
>> > rhymed nor made much sense,
>> > that funny old fellow called Dance.
>> >
>>
>>
>> There was an old Wookie named Ross
>> Whose rotten teeth never knew floss
>> He spent all his money
>> Defending Cannon, his honey
>> Against Atlas Bugged, who is boss.
>> --
>> Gregory Hall
>
> LOL !!
>
> EXCELLENT !!
> --
> HJ
>
> p.s.
>
> There was a fellow named Ross
> Who's face was covered with moss
> He looked like a Wookie
> and acted qiite kookie
> His homelife was one big Loss
> - John C.
>
Bravo!
There was an hirsute queer named Ross
Whom Usenet considered a loss
He stroked it and sucked it
Bit it and fucked it
The dick of Pinku-Sensei, his dross.
--
Gregory Hall
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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