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   From: SergeantYork@comcast.net   
      
   MillerT    
      
      
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   : For those of you who are using a killfile, or have simply   
   : become blind to Dishonest John's messages, the following is a   
   : summary of his known posts to AUK for the month of April 2009.   
   :   
   : I made no attempt to organize this information:   
   :   
   : Odd cascade contributions...................................7   
   : Scat "humor"...............................................13   
   : Kooksoot Neeners and Bug Slurping..........................65   
   : Slurping other posters.....................................19   
   : Crocodile tears.............................................4   
   : Attempts at real (non-derogatory) humor....................10   
   : Odds & Sods; 1-off insults not otherwise classified........75   
   : Whining about AUK awards...................................13   
   : Presenting AUK award to new poster..........................1   
   : Munching on Net-kkkopping hook.............................20   
   : Outer-filthing..............................................4   
   : Threatening to pee on someone's grave.......................2   
   : Revoking threat to pee on someone's grave...................1   
   : General insults (fat, skank, stupid, kook)................158   
   : Socked up as Sgt. Preston..................................20   
   : Socked up as another poster...............................unk   
   : Caught being agreeable.....................................20   
   : Caught being 50% agreeable.................................14   
   : Insulting with gay lames................................1,468   
   :   
   : Approximate total.......................................1,914   
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   Wha'dya'expect?,   
   "Dishonest John?!?!?!,...., is simply a 'Cockbrain!!!.' .."   
   (http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Honest_John)   
      
   "BAM1BAM" "Honest John - Teh Little Dick Head!!!..."   
      
      
                    COlOnel Jake Enterprises®   
                            Presents   
           (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/HJC02/)   
      
      
   --   
      
      
      
   Colonel Jake 1:1 - "If ye eyeballs offend ye?!?!?!,....,   
   ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` then pluck them little FUCKERS out!!!..."   
      
   ¸,.,¸   
   :And then some...   
   `^'^´   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)