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From: SergeantYork@comcast.net
*when seconding an AUK nomination?*
(teh poast has to reply back to alt.usenet.kooks, to be considered)
Bob Larter
:
:
: (With much thanks to phlatArse, who assisted greatly.)
:
: Please check this list for your nominees, & followup with
: any errors or corrections:
:
:
: ==================
: KOOK AWARDS
:
: * NOMINEE
: PROPOSER /SECONDER - STATUS
:
: ==================
: Bobo Award
:
: We (TINW) should be so lucky.
:
: ==================
: Kook of the Month
:
: * Bill Jillians/"sychotic hicken"
: Sweetness / Emo Haircut - ACCEPTED
:
: * % (persent@gmail.com)
: metro-golden-meower / Jorge - ACCEPTED
:
: * Dolf "Qolon" Boek
: PJR / quartl - ACCEPTED
:
: * Seamus MacRae
: Robb / - WITHDRAWN (re-nominated for Clueless Newbie)
:
:
: ==================
: Clueless Newbie of the Month
:
: * Seamus MacRae
: Robb / phlatArse - ACCEPTED
:
:
: ==================
: Coward of the Month
:
: * Bill Jillians/"sychotic hicken"
: Sweetness / The Face of Po - ACCEPTED
:
: * Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
: Colonel Jake / awaiting second
:
: ==================
: Looney Maroon Award
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Golden Killfile
:
: * % (persent@gmail.com)
: Emo Haircut / nil - REJECTED (must win KoTM first)
:
: * Ron Hamilton aka Mr.SmartyPants
: Yads, aka The Doctor / - REJECTED (nomination by kook)
:
:
: ==================
: Joseph Bartlo Memorial Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Palmjob Paddle
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Victor Von Frankenstein Weird Science Award
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Douglas Grant Medal for Historical Revisionism
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: George Pickett Memorial Trophy
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Kluck Lysaght Tar & Feathers
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Busted Urinal Award
:
: * % (persent@gmail.com)
: Jorge / Emo Haircut - ACCEPTED
:
:
: ==================
: Unabomber Surprise
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Goofy Azzed Babboon
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: 72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Balsa Gavel
:
: * Charles "AtlasBugged" Novins
: Bob Larter / Sharky - WITHDRAWN
:
: I've withdrawn this nomination for two reasons:
: 1) Now that I'm the FNVW, I don't consider it appropriate for me to
make
: nominations.
: 2) It's been pointed out that it'd be better to save this award
until
: the kooksoot is over.
:
: ==================
: Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
:
: No one so far.
:
: ==================
: Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
:
: We (TINW) should be so lucky.
:
: ==================
: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award
:
: No one so far.
:
: =================
: Village Pump Award
:
: * Onideus Mad Hatter
: metro-golden-meower / awaiting second
: (I thought someone seconded this one, but I can't find it
: in my records.)
:
: =========================================================
: MERIT AWARDS
:
: * NOMINEE
: PROPOSER /SECONDER - STATUS
:
: ==================
: Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
:
: No one so far.
:
: =================
: Hammer of Thor
:
: * Ron Hamilton aka Mr.SmartyPants
: Ignis Fatuus / Yads, aka The Doctor - REJECTED
:
:
: =================
: Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award
:
: We (TINW) should be so lucky.
:
: ===========================================================
: KOOK OFFICES
: * NOMINEE
: PROPOSER SECONDER STATUS
:
: ================
: Office of Darth Bawl
:
: No one so far to challenge incumbent (Captain Neal AKA
: Gregory Hall).
:
: ================
: Office of Village Idiot
:
: No one so far to challenge incumbent (Captain Neal AKA
: Gregory Hall).
:
: ================
: Kooki Information Minister
:
: No one so far to challenge incumbent (Agamemnon of
: rec.arts.drwho).
:
: ================
: Ministry of Circle Jerks
:
: No one so far to challenge incumbents (The Creationist
: Vigilance Committee)
:
: ================
: Office of Illucidus Maximus
:
: No one so far to challenge incumbent (Jeff Relf)
:
:
: --
: W
: . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because it is
: \|/ \|/ illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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