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From: SergeantYork@comcast.net
Jeffro "pensandpad" Jewett of ACS
<9effd137-cd7d-43e3-9b7d-95a8fc4e13ac@x5g2000prf.googlegroups.com>
:
: You are a good person TJ
:
Hey 'fro!,'
"You ever heard'bout da'time TJ got his South Carolina
'Negroid Tag?!?!?!,' ...., well, TJ was stopped at an traffic
signal in Jasper Co. of South Carolina, and a Negroid goes
running by while this one dude comes out of nowhere, pulls out
an 44-Magnum, and BoOM!!!,...., that dude just shot himself an
Negroid!!!,...., well TJ gets all shoOkup seeing such things
for his 1st-time-and-all, so TJ goes to teh local bar and tells
teh bartender what he just witnessed (downing a couple shots of
whiskey at teh very least),...., and teh bartender explains to
TJ that its open season for Negroids right now, and if TJ
liked?!?!?!,...., teh bartender said he'd sell'em a tag right
now, well TJ was astonished in disbelief and after a few more
shotz?!?!?!,...., TJ bought himself an 'Negroid Tag,'
considering that he has an 45-Auto in teh trunk of his car!!!,.,
so TJ went out loOking for an Negroid to shoOt teh FUCK-UP, but
TJ had no luck finding any!!!,...., after about an hour driving
around, TJ went around this one bin and saw about 50-Negroids
working at this watermelon patch!!!,...., so TJ pulls over and
gets his gun out, takes aim while zeroing in on this one
particular Negroid!!! (Mr. Jewett),...., and BoOM!!!,...., TJ
shot his first Negroid from 100-yards, right between teh eyes
and all of a sudden?!?!?!,...., teh South Carolina Game Warden
pulls up and gets out telling TJ to drop teh weapon, and put
his hands behind his back!!!,...., all teh time TJ's pleading,
'but officer, officer, I got me an Negroid Tag!!!,' ...., well
teh Game Warden said, 'what teh problem is? is you shot yerself
an Negroid on an Federal Game Reserve!!!.' .."
*get it? watermelon patch = game reserve*
(oh I'm most positive? that 'fro' got it)
Last time I went?,
"To teh Arcade?!?!?!,...., I wanted to play Pac-Man, but they
replaced it with 'Black-Man!!!,' ...., set of lips,
chasing after an 'watermelon!!! (man).' .."
*get it? lips and watermelon*
(oh I'm most positive? that 'fro' got it)
But anyways! ('fro'),
"I'd watch'dat TJ dude!!!,...., if I was you!!!..."
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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