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   XPost: alt.fan.art-bell, ba.broadcast, alt.life.sucks   
   XPost: alt.comedy.standup, alt.drugs.hard, alt.fucknozzles   
   From: colonel-jake@comcast.net   
      
   Teh following?,   
   "Webpage link?!?!?!,...., is about pedophilia humor, that some   
   folks in Alt.Life.Sucks?!?!?!,...., dont find toO amusing!!!..."   
      
   *but what would they know, unless they have?*   
      
   Starring:   
   Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup   
   Tommy Joe of alt.life.sucks   
   Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! of alt.comedy.standup   
      
   And special guest appearances by:   
   Bob and Sally O'Malley of alt.life.sucks   
      
   *music by Canadian Brass - Toccata and Fugue*   
      
   --   
      
   Colonel Jake - Teh KoOK Revealer   
      
   "BAM1BAM" "Clone teh Bone!!!..."   
      
      
                            COlOnel Jake Enterprises®   
                                           Presents   
          (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/ALS01/)   
      
   Colonel Jake'sters:   
      
   'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed   
    (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)   
      
   'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup   
    (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)   
      
   ¸,.,¸   
   :And then some...   
   `^'^´   
      
   AUK Pardon & Franchise Restored   
    (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)   
      
   Order of Lenin for Usefulness   
    (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)   
      
      
   Colonel Jake 3:1 - "Thats for GoDDAMNED sure!!!..."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)