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   From: coloneljake@databasix.com   
      
      
      
   Referee?,   
   "Are you ready?!?!?!,...., DrumCorpsChicks?   
   are you ready?!?!?!,...., DrumCorpsChicks! you   
   may pull each other's straps during competition!!!..."   
      
   --   
   Colonel Jake - The Kingpin'ster   
      
   "VideO Madness"   
   "Clash of the Bikinis!!! (Bunch Of Hardcore DrumCorpsChicks)..."   
      
      
                                       COlOnel Jake Enterprises   
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                       (http://www.coloneljake.com/dvideo/0026/)   
      
      
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   (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)   
      
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   (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)   
      
   ¸,.,¸   
   :And then some...   
   `^'^´   
      
   AUK Pardon & Franchise Restored   
   (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)   
      
   Order of Lenin for Usefulness   
   (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)   
      
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   (http://web.archive.org/web/20070626225733/http://www.caballista.org/auk/)   
      
      
   Colonel Jake 3:1 - "Thats for GoDDAMNED sure!!!..."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)