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   From: coloneljake@databasix.com   
      
   "Bozo"  of Alt.Comedy.Standup   
   MID: <31499b2e-ab4e-42ef-b7cf-7996fd738078@a4g2000prm.googlegroups.com>   
   >   
   >  "Colonel Jake"    
   MID:    
   >>   
   >> "fr00ty"  of RAMD's ASSWIPE BRiGADE   
   MID:    
   >>>   
   >>> Clowns to the left of me...jokers to the right...   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> Aint dat'da FUCKING-TRuTH!,   
   >> "And loOky whatz in teh middle --->   
   >>   
   >>    fr(0)o(0)ty   
   >>   
   >> yOu said it!!! (AZZHoLE)..."   
   >>   
   >   
   > You stupid ass-wipe. Do you know how many people want you dead.   
   > Just read your hate mail. Then kill yourself asshole. PLEASE kill yourself,   
   > kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself ALREADY damn it. Please kill   
   > yourself you useless piece of shit. Eat that gun of yours. Go ahead boy,   
   > eat it, eat it boy, eat it!  Eat it I say!  Stick it all the way in there.   
   Here   
   > let me help you Jake you annoying useless perverted scumbag. OH you   
   > want it there instead, okay have it your way. BOOOOOOM!-BOOOOOM!   
   > There you go. I knew you could do something decent.   
   > Good boy. Good boy. Now die.   
   >   
   > -BoZoHoLE 'BoBBLE-HEAD' dE NIRo-   
   >   
      
   BoZo-BoZo-BoZo! (my BoBBLE-HEAD friend),   
   "Just because I can literally take someone down in less than   
   15-wordz, yOu sure do become?!?!?! ('oNE JEALoUS-CLoWN-FUCK')..."   
      
   *don'tcha*   
      
   [>   
   [> "Colonel Jake"    
   [> MID:    
   [>>   
   [>> lo(o )ky l(  O )oky! (BoZo koOky),   
   [>> "You're such a, 'JEALoUS CLoWN-FUCK!!! (aren'tcha).' .."   
   [>>   
   [>   
      
   *in yOur SHIT-CoLoURED-GREASE-PAINTED-FUCKAZZed-FACE*   
      
   --   
   ¸,.,¸,.,¸,.   
   :HaHaHa         ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´   
   `^'^´~`^'^´   
   ,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸   
   :VK all the way   ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´   
   `^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´   
   .,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸   
   :Colonel Jake       ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´   
   `^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´   
      
   ¸,.,¸   
   :And then some...   
   `^'^´   
      
   Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite is under construction   
   (http://web.archive.org/web/20070626225733/http://www.caballista.org/auk/)   
      
      
   Colonel Jake 10:18 - "Once a FUCKed-uP-CLoWN?!?!?!,....,   
   ``````` always a 'FUCKed-uP-CLoWN!!! (can never FUCK again).' .."   
      
   *S-U-sucky-C-K-sucky-Y BoZo-sucky-C-K-sucky-Y*   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)