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   From: coloneljake@databasix.com   
      
      
      
   On 11/16/2010 12:42 AM, Bozo wrote:   
   > On Nov 15, 8:37 pm, Colonel Jake  wrote:   
   >>    
   >>   
   >   
   > So you are a pedophile and you do have a criminal record, right?   
   >   
      
   Oh most definitely! (BoZo),   
   "When I was 18-years old, I got charged, prosecuted and convicted of   
   11-counts of Statutory Rape...my niece was having a slumber party all   
   teh while I FUCKED every-single-one of her 11 to 13-year old 'girl   
   friends,' even after when I poasted bail and during trial? I was still   
   FUCKING them...word got out to teh Judge (Lady Justice McMillin), and   
   she made a deal with me, so I had to plead guilty, FUCK her-HoNoUR   
   for 10-hours a week (for 11-weeks (one for every virgin I dis-flowered)),   
   and she would sentence me for time-served for teh 2-days it toOk me   
   to poast my bail, and if I didnt get caught for FUCKING more teenagers   
   for one-year? my record would be expunged!!! (so there you have it)..."   
      
   And in 1985?,   
   "I was at this Bar (Clover Leaf in Lakewood, CA), and 5-Black Dudes   
   came in and tried to sell their Drugs on my Turf, so I pulled out my   
   Ruger .357 Magnum and shot each one of them Bros. right between   
   teh eyes (BoOM! BOOM! BOoM! BooM! Boom!), one shot = one kill,....,   
   goOd thing though, my weapon of choice only held 5-rounds...I got   
   arrested and later released (with my weapon), only because of teh   
   gubermint classification I had, there wasnt nothing that Law   
   Enforcement could do about it!!!,...., later when I returned back to teh   
   Bar? my friends there told me that one of my victims was a CLoWN,   
   they found that teh trickle of bloOd that was running across his   
   forehead was dissolving teh shit-coloured-grease-paint that he was   
   wearing!!! (and just like BoZo? this guy toO, was playing teh NEGRo)..."   
      
   *anything else? yOu SToOPID-AZZ-FUCKING-KoOK-CLoWN*   
   (or is that all your Psychiatrist has had you ask for)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)