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   XPost: alt.suicide.holiday, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.troll   
   From: chine.bleu@yahoo.com   
      
   In article <17cc4b02-8d68-467e-b890-423fef67bb6d@j9g2000prj.googlegroups.com>,   
    Mel  wrote:   
      
   > Clocks aren't very useful. All they are intended to do is tell you   
   > what time it is, which isn't really that helpful unless you have   
   > something important to do. To keep a clock around as a matter of   
   > course seems a bit strange to me.   
      
   People would be happier if they stopped wearing watches.   
      
   > And what about at night, when clocks are generally most useful? I   
   > guess that's why they invented battery operated clocks.   
      
   Use a spring fed clepsydra.   
      
   > And don't get me started on forks......   
      
   They're an easy, simple way to create a child process.   
      
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