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   From: coloneljake@databasix.com   
      
   Tommy Joe  wrote:   
      
   >   
   > I wanted to join a comedy newsgroup because I've loved comedy all my   
   > life.  I do open mics and think I have what it takes to get   
   > somewhere.  So I went to google groups and typed in "comedy" and it   
   > took me to all kinds of places, too many places, too confusing.  I   
   > then typed in "comedy standup" and the field narrowed but was still   
   > congested and complicated.  "Oh dear", I said, "what am I to do now?",   
   > till I remembered that a lot of standup comics are jewish.  So I typed   
   > "jewish" into the search bar, but it took me to too many sites.  Then   
   > I typed in Jewish/standup and this is where it brought me.   
   >   
   > Blown by the Wind,   
   > TJ   
   >   
      
   Well Tommy Joe?,   
   "To Honestly answer your question (the one in the Subject field:),   
   according to my opinion! ACS is now a place where those who are   
   deciding to become Jewish, will come here and decide whether or   
   not if becoming a Jew is worth the persecutions that the 'Ras'   
   has to offer...and also to see how Jews respond in kind to the   
   persecutions offered by the 'Ras!!!.' .."   
      
   In all reality!,   
   "When they read what the other Jew has to say (i.e. the other   
   Jew known as Smilkstein), it reaffirms them that they should   
   stop attending the Synagogue that they're attending and that,   
   they should seek after other 'religious institutions,' to find the   
   path that'll help them, help them get closer to 'GoD!!!.' .."   
      
   *where else can we go without having to slaughter a lamb*   
      
   Also!,   
   "Those who are seeking a career as a 'Comedian,' will also visit   
   ACS, just to find out that they themselves 'aren't' as funny as   
   they believe they are, and that they should just throw in the   
   'Fucking-Towel!!! (for the Mother-Fucking-Love of GoD).' .."   
      
   -   
   Colonel Jake - The Newsgroup Analyst   
      
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   ¸,.,¸   
   :And then some...   
   `^'^´   
      
      
   Colonel Jake 3:1 - "Thats for GoDDAMNED sure!!!..."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)