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   From: coloneljake@databasix.com   
      
      
      
   On Aug 22, 5:56 pm, "%" wrote:   
   MID:    
    >   
    >On Aug 22, 6:41 pm, "idlehands" wrote:   
   MID:    
    >>   
    >>On Aug 22, 8:10 am, "Emmett Gurley" wrote:   
   MID:    
    >>>   
    >>>On Aug 22, 11:06 am, "%" wrote:   
   MID: <4vudnbzWiJGH8s_TnZ2dnUVZ_i2dnZ2d@giganews.com>   
    >>>>   
    >>>>On Aug 22, 7:47 am, "Emmett Gurley" wrote:   
   MID: <55f82bcb-7b46-4df8-b92c-8ac7ab78a089@b11g2000vbz.googlegroups.com>   
    >>>>>   
    >>>>>On Aug 22, 10:50 am, "%" wrote:   
   MID: <-rCdnUxtxav99s_TnZ2dnUVZ_uednZ2d@giganews.com>   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>>On Aug 22, 7:08 am, "Emmett Gurley" wrote:   
   MID: <933ff7a2-eb2a-482b-b0a7-35b828491270@d7g2000vbv.googlegroups.com>   
    >>>>>>>   
    >>>>>>>On Aug 21, 10:03 pm, "%" wrote:   
   MID: >   
    >>>>>>>>   
    >>>>>>>> how do you like that emmettites   
    >>>>>>>>   
    >>>>>>>   
    >>>>>>> Better make sure it was a kid's bike.   
    >>>>>>> Emmett Girlyman Gulley can't reach the   
    >>>>>>> pedals on an adult's bike.   
    >>>>>>>   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>> what did emmett do to you that makes you   
    >>>>>> dislike him so much   
    >>>>>>   
    >>>>>   
    >>>>> What makes you think I dislike him? That was   
    >>>>> a helpful hint. Don't forget the training wheels   
    >>>>> and a basket for the front so he can bring his   
    >>>>> haul of dumpster food back to his tent.   
    >>>>>   
    >>>>   
    >>>> so you have no reason you just do it to fit in   
    >>>> around here , like everyone else will like you if   
    >>>> you pick on emmett   
    >>>>   
    >>>   
    >>> I don't need to fit in, but you just go ahead   
    >>> sniffing behind everyone and supporting a felon   
    >>> with a history of stalking children.   
    >>>   
    >>   
    >> Funny statements from % who humps emmett's   
    >> leg in the hopes of cashing in on some of the   
    >> attention.   
    >>   
    >> He just doesn't get enough attention trolling   
    >> emotionally unstable people in suicide groups so he   
    >> comes to AUK in the hopes of a little lovin   
    >>   
    >> A kill file does wonders in keeping him in the   
    >> background   
    >>   
    >   
    > yea , i need auk attention   
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   (what's a matter with you %? YoU-FuCKING-ReTARDED)   
      
   That FuCKING-PoAST-LiTS aint FuCKING-SHiT! (%),   
   "Where's Honest 'CoCKBRAIN' John?!?!?! (aka Sgt. Preston)..."   
   (when you need that SCuM-SuCKING-FiLTHY-LiTTLE-BiTCH)   
      
   *he'll show all you DiRTY-FuCKING-KoOKS how to do it*   
      
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   :And then some...   
   `^'^´   
      
      
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   ```````''' aint, 'FuCKING-PERMANENT!!!.' .." '''´´´´´´´   
      
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