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   From: coloneljake@databasix.com   
      
      
      
   It's nice to be able to?,   
   "'LuRK ABoUT' and see that 'ARM'   
   is still a 'FuLL-DYSFUNCTIoNAL-KoOKFARM!!!.' .."   
   (in full farce)   
      
   *PeACE, my alt.r.m brotherz and alt.r.m sisterz, PeACE*   
   (and PeACE again (my alt.r.m koOk'sters (and PeACE again)))   
      
      
      
      
   <>   
   <> ---- Lifetime Achievement Award   
   <>   
   <> ---- Busted Urinal Award   
   <>   
   <> The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet.   
   <> One who clogs and stinks up the joint like   
   <> a busted urinal, you could say.   
   <>   
      
      
   Give it some time!,   
   "Some of you will won(wan)der off!!!..."   
   (like lost cheep shildren (Bah'ah!, Bah'ah!, Bah'ah!))   
      
   *and then we (tinw), got'cha*   
      
   --   
   Colonel Jake - The Newsfroup Analyzer   
   <(http://www.coloneljake.com/AUK/JAKES-AD/)>   
      
   Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite is under construction   
   <(http://tinyurl.com/Official-FAQ-for-AUK)>   
      
   ¸,.,¸   
   :And then some...   
   `^'^´   
      
      
   Pbybary Wnxr 3:1 - "Gungf sbe TbQQNZARQ fher!!!..."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)