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   up to close the cavity.   
   Now tie the thighs up tight to hold it all together.   
   Place breast side up in a large metal roasting pan.   
   Bake in 325° oven covered for 2 hours.   
   Remove cover, stick a cooking thermometer deep into one of the   
      baby?s buttocks and cook uncovered till thermometer reads 190°,   
      about another hour.   
      
      
      
   Pro-Choice Po-Boy   
      
   Soft-shelled crabs serve just as well in this classic southern delicacy.   
   The sandwich originated in New Orleans, where an abundance of abortion clinics   
   thrive and hot French bread is always available.   
      
   2 cleaned fetuses, head on   
   2 eggs   
   1 tablespoon yellow mustard   
   1 cup seasoned flour   
   oil enough for deep frying   
   1 loaf French bread   
   Lettuce   
   tomatoes   
   mayonnaise, etc.   
      
   Marinate the fetuses in the egg-mustard mixture.   
   Dredge thoroughly in flour.   
   Fry at 375° until crispy golden brown.   
   Remove and place on paper towels.   
      
      
      
   Holiday Youngster   
      
   One can easily adapt this recipe to ham, though as presented,   
   it violates no religious taboos against swine.   
      
   1 large toddler or small child, cleaned and de-headed   
   Kentucky Bourbon Sauce (see index)   
   1 large can pineapple slices   
   Whole cloves   
      
   Place him (or ham) or her in a large glass baking dish, buttocks up.   
   Tie with butcher string around and across so that he looks like   
     he?s crawling.   
   Glaze, then arrange pineapples and secure with cloves.   
   Bake uncovered in 350° oven till thermometer reaches 160°.   
      
      
      
   Cajun Babies   
      
   Just like crabs or crawfish, babies are boiled alive!   
   You don?t need silverware, the hot spicy meat comes off in your hands.   
      
   6 live babies   
   1 lb. smoked sausag   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)