XPost: uk.politics.misc, uk.misc, alt.global-warming   
   From: 7@enemygadgets.com   
      
   johnny-knowall wrote:   
      
      
   >> > It looks like 2017 was slightly less hot than 2015 and and 2016, but   
   >> > still warmer than every other year this century, and a whole degree   
   >> > warmer than 1990 globally.   
   >> >   
   >> > The deniers will have orgasmed themselves to the point of death, but I   
   >> > will withhold my celebrations until we get somewhere near 1980 figures.   
   >> >   
   >> > After all, that was less than 40 years ago.   
   >>   
   >> I have built my AGW is now slightly less hootier ogasmatron.   
   >>   
   >> La la la waaa waaa waaa... I think I had enough.. may be not.. a little   
   >> quickiee...   
   >>   
   >> La la la waaa waaa waaa waaa.. cream cream cream ahhh!!! that is better   
   >> :)   
   >>   
   >> Non-deniers can rejoice too.   
   >> Cream with me... for the weather is less hootier than before   
   >> and cooldiest on record for first time since records were fiddled.   
   >>   
   >> 2017 The Hootiest Year on Record (THYoR)   
   >   
   > No it isn’t; but then we had this about 10 years ago - five years of   
   > stagnation in global temperatures met by the ignorants shouting that the   
   > ice age cometh   
      
      
   Why wait 10 years when glow ball cooling can be had by the evening   
   and kept consistently cold for several hours on end?   
      
      
   All this evening glow ball wamming malpractice is making me feel baked!   
      
   Climate change now accelerated to 1 degree per HOUR!!!!   
      
   As the Sun cums up, the earth's temperature goes up   
   average 1 degree per hour. And when then Sun cums   
   down, the globe cools 1 degree per hour.   
      
   Climate is changing every hour!   
      
   Awe noooo! This is making me crispy and toasted.   
      
   Can I have a bacon sandwich to top it all off?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)