XPost: uk.politics.misc, uk.misc, alt.global-warming   
   From: jenningsltd@fastmail.fm   
      
   On 06/01/2018 20:39, 7 wrote:   
   > johnny-knowall wrote:   
   >   
   >> On 6 Jan 2018, JNugent wrote   
   >> (in article ):   
   >>   
   >>> On 06/01/2018 17:00, johnny-knowall wrote:   
   >>>> On 6 Jan 2018, JNugent wrote   
   >>>> (in article ):   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> On 05/01/2018 17:03, johnny-knowall wrote:   
   >>>>>> On 5 Jan 2018, 7 wrote   
   >>>>>> (in article ):   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> johnny-knowall wrote:   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> It looks like 2017 was slightly less hot than 2015 and and   
   >>>>>>>> 2016, but still   
   >>>>>>>> warmer than every other year this century, and a whole degree   
   >>>>>>>> warmer than   
   >>>>>>>> 1990 globally.   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> The deniers will have orgasmed themselves to the point of   
   >>>>>>>> death, but I will withhold my celebrations until we get   
   >>>>>>>> somewhere near 1980 figures.   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> After all, that was less than 40 years ago.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> I have built my AGW is now slightly less hootier ogasmatron.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> La la la waaa waaa waaa... I think I had enough.. may be not.. a   
   >>>>>>> little quickiee...   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> La la la waaa waaa waaa waaa.. cream cream cream ahhh!!! that is   
   >>>>>>> better   
   >>>>>>> :)   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> Non-deniers can rejoice too.   
   >>>>>>> Cream with me... for the weather is less hootier than before   
   >>>>>>> and cooldiest on record for first time since records were   
   >>>>>>> fiddled.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> 2017 The Hootiest Year on Record (THYoR)   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> No it isn’t; but then we had this about 10 years ago - five years   
   >>>>>> of stagnation in global temperatures met by the ignorants shouting   
   >>>>>> that the ice   
   >>>>>> age cometh, followed by a sudden 40% rise in global temperatures   
   >>>>>> over the following three years, when they subsequently went very   
   >>>>>> quiet.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> Even to get back to the “celebratory” 2007 levels we would need to   
   >>>>>> drop   
   >>>>>> globally by 0.3C from 2017’s lower figure.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> If this ever happens, then I will be the first to congratulate   
   >>>>>> Numpty Trumpty   
   >>>>>> on his policies; but I will not be holding my breath.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> We have seen this before, but the trend since 1970 has been ever   
   >>>>>> upwards .   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> A 40% rise in global temperatures?   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Are you sure?   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Yes thanks.   
   >>>   
   >>>>> Or was it (I throw this out because it's the sort of mistake that   
   >>>>> journalists make all the time) a 40% rise in the rate of increase in   
   >>>>> global temperature?   
   >>>   
   >>>> No it wasn’t.   
   >>>   
   >>> So between "about 10 years ago" and three years after that (for the sake   
   >>> of argument, let's call that either 2007-2010 or 2008-2011), global   
   >>> temperatures increased by 40%?   
   >>>   
   >>> That *is* what you are claiming, yes?   
   >>   
   >> Yes.   
   >   
   >   
   > I claim even higher than this non-denier.   
   >   
   >   
   > Climate change now accelerated to 1 degree per HOUR!!!!   
   >   
   > As the Sun cums up, the earth's temperature goes up   
   > average 1 degree per hour. And when then Sun cums   
   > down, the globe cools 1 degree per hour.   
      
   True, but as it happens, only a bit at a time, mking the "global" but   
   highly suspect.   
      
   > Climate is changing every hour!   
   >   
   > Awe noooo! This is making me crispy and toasted.   
   >   
   > Can I have a bacon sandwich to top it all off?   
      
   :-)   
      
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