XPost: uk.politics.misc, uk.misc, alt.global-warming   
   From: 7@enemygadgets.com   
      
   johnny-knowall wrote:   
      
   > On 6 Jan 2018, JNugent wrote   
   > (in article ):   
   >   
   >> On 06/01/2018 17:00, johnny-knowall wrote:   
   >> > On 6 Jan 2018, JNugent wrote   
   >> > (in article ):   
   >> >   
   >> > > On 05/01/2018 17:03, johnny-knowall wrote:   
   >> > > > On 5 Jan 2018, 7 wrote   
   >> > > > (in article ):   
   >> > > >   
   >> > > > > johnny-knowall wrote:   
   >> > > > >   
   >> > > > > >   
   >> > > > > > It looks like 2017 was slightly less hot than 2015 and and   
   >> > > > > > 2016, but still   
   >> > > > > > warmer than every other year this century, and a whole degree   
   >> > > > > > warmer than   
   >> > > > > > 1990 globally.   
   >> > > > > >   
   >> > > > > > The deniers will have orgasmed themselves to the point of   
   >> > > > > > death, but I will withhold my celebrations until we get   
   >> > > > > > somewhere near 1980 figures.   
   >> > > > > >   
   >> > > > > > After all, that was less than 40 years ago.   
   >> > > > >   
   >> > > > > I have built my AGW is now slightly less hootier ogasmatron.   
   >> > > > >   
   >> > > > > La la la waaa waaa waaa... I think I had enough.. may be not.. a   
   >> > > > > little quickiee...   
   >> > > > >   
   >> > > > > La la la waaa waaa waaa waaa.. cream cream cream ahhh!!! that is   
   >> > > > > better   
   >> > > > > :)   
   >> > > > >   
   >> > > > > Non-deniers can rejoice too.   
   >> > > > > Cream with me... for the weather is less hootier than before   
   >> > > > > and cooldiest on record for first time since records were   
   >> > > > > fiddled.   
   >> > > > >   
   >> > > > > 2017 The Hootiest Year on Record (THYoR)   
   >> > > >   
   >> > > > No it isn’t; but then we had this about 10 years ago - five years   
   >> > > > of stagnation in global temperatures met by the ignorants shouting   
   >> > > > that the ice   
   >> > > > age cometh, followed by a sudden 40% rise in global temperatures   
   >> > > > over the following three years, when they subsequently went very   
   >> > > > quiet.   
   >> > > >   
   >> > > > Even to get back to the “celebratory” 2007 levels we would need to   
   >> > > > drop   
   >> > > > globally by 0.3C from 2017’s lower figure.   
   >> > > >   
   >> > > > If this ever happens, then I will be the first to congratulate   
   >> > > > Numpty Trumpty   
   >> > > > on his policies; but I will not be holding my breath.   
   >> > > >   
   >> > > > We have seen this before, but the trend since 1970 has been ever   
   >> > > > upwards .   
   >> > >   
   >> > > A 40% rise in global temperatures?   
   >> > >   
   >> > > Are you sure?   
   >> >   
   >> > Yes thanks.   
   >>   
   >> > > Or was it (I throw this out because it's the sort of mistake that   
   >> > > journalists make all the time) a 40% rise in the rate of increase in   
   >> > > global temperature?   
   >>   
   >> > No it wasn’t.   
   >>   
   >> So between "about 10 years ago" and three years after that (for the sake   
   >> of argument, let's call that either 2007-2010 or 2008-2011), global   
   >> temperatures increased by 40%?   
   >>   
   >> That *is* what you are claiming, yes?   
   >   
   > Yes.   
      
      
   I claim even higher than this non-denier.   
      
      
   Climate change now accelerated to 1 degree per HOUR!!!!   
      
   As the Sun cums up, the earth's temperature goes up   
   average 1 degree per hour. And when then Sun cums   
   down, the globe cools 1 degree per hour.   
      
   Climate is changing every hour!   
      
   Awe noooo! This is making me crispy and toasted.   
      
   Can I have a bacon sandwich to top it all off?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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