A day in the life of a greenie...    
      
   Getting kinda hot today. And stuffy. All that carbon dioxide seeping in and   
   polluting my environment.    
      
   I would buy an air conditioner but I don't live next to a nuclear power plant   
   with good clean environmentally safe energy supply. And I refuse to contribute   
   to the melting of Antarctica by paricipation with the insanity of supporting   
   the use of carbon    
   fuels. So I'll just ait here and moan in the stifilling heat about what the   
   temperature may be 100 yrs from now.    
      
   And going to the grocery store is shameful. All that food absorbing the damn   
   pollution, co2, from the air and composing it into those dreadful carbon   
   compounds which when metabolized make ME start polluting by BREATHING.    
      
   And all that carbon used in producing the food. Cultivating, irrigating,   
   harvesting, processing, refrigerating, transporting, cooking, etc, etc.    
      
   If they would be only have a 'carbon free' aisle,  'No carbon used in the   
   production of these foods'. Then I could shop without all this terrible guilt    
      
   SHAMEFUL SHAMEFUL    
   All this melting the ice, so that the poor polar bears have to eat the little   
   seals on dry land.    
      
   IT'S ALL MELTING, MEEELLLLTING...    
   AND ITS ALL MY FAULT    
      
   The oceans are gonna flood. I'll have to take a canoe to work instead of my   
   bicycle. The insects and disease ridden arthropods going wild. The coral   
   bleaching. People displaced by global warming causing all the strife in the   
   mid-east.    
      
   But as a silver lining, my greenie investments should do good if we can just   
   force everyone to comply with our carbon abatement program, based on   
   'regulation' of co2 by the economic stranglation of the carbon regulation   
   regimen.    
      
   Who really cares if it can be effective. These damn deniers should be PUNISHED   
   for not believing in the calamity and doomsday of their use of carbon.    
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)