According to Hindu scripture Al Gore will be reborn as an Ass. [Ref. Anthology   
   of World Scriptures:Eastern Religions, page 39]   
      
   According to authentic sources, Al Gore earned only one degree. (George Bush   
   two). At Harvard, Al Gore studied only government, and became well versed in   
   ideology, theory and practice. He studied only one science course under Roger   
   Revelle, where he    
   learned about the greenhouse effect. Later Roger Revelle became more enlighten   
   and he denounced Al Gore[ism] and the greenhouse effect. In turn Al Gore   
   denounced Roger Revelle as "senile".   
      
   Hinduism teaches, ""If he criticizes his teacher, even though Justy, he will   
   become in his next [re]birth an ass".   
      
   Al Gore will be reborn as an ass.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)