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   From: alt.fan.jai-maharaj@googlegroups.com   
      
   Solving the public defecation dilemma   
      
   By Petro Alexandrovich   
   American Thinker, americanthinker.com   
   Friday, March 22, 2019   
      
   Seattle, San Francisco, Denver, and other bastions of the   
   natural approach to social diversity are faced with a   
   hygiene challenge that appears insoluble.  It is not.  We   
   have already solved the identical challenge as we walk   
   man's best friend!   
      
   Liberal city councils in the metropolises mentioned above   
   merely have to assign their progressive constituents the   
   voluntary duty of following one person who fits the public   
   pooping profile with biodegradable plastic bags at the   
   ready.  Once the public pooper has deposited his expression   
   of human rights and privileges, in steps our citizen-   
   volunteer to claim the rewards of a progressive   
   civilization by ensconcing the fresh extrusion in a nice   
   new transparent bag.  Imagine the sense of self-   
   satisfaction, public solidarity, and social justice   
   accruing to the progressive bleeding hearts!   
      
   What better way to show off one's progressive credentials   
   than having a one-on-one relationship with the least among   
   us?  I imagine that city council members would be the first   
   to volunteer their participation.  The city managers would   
   have to set up and administer a department of public   
   pooping accountability.  Each volunteer would have to have   
   pre-printed, bar-coded labels that would be affixed to each   
   bag, and then dated and coded with GPS coordinates.  A   
   public pooping phone application could automate much of the   
   data being collected.  I'm certain that in high-tech cities   
   like Seattle and San Francisco, many techies would rush to   
   develop the required app.   
      
   Imagine the value of the data collected using this pooping   
   profile.  Each bag would contain a wealth of health   
   information.  A specialized laboratory would be established   
   to run an extensive analysis of each sample.  Things like   
   specimen weights, disease, toxicity, and nutritional   
   evidence could be charted.  Interventions would be   
   scheduled based on one's pooping pathology report.  DNA   
   profiles would develop rapidly to facilitate further   
   interventions as socially deleterious patterns emerge.   
      
   Incorporating an incentive program for the volunteers would   
   be easy.  Rewards based on weight totals collected,   
   diseases identified, toxins confirmed, and interventions   
   accomplished would be celebrated at an annual event.  Both   
   pooper and collector would be feted in the press.  A   
   reality television series would internationalize the public   
   pooping franchise.  The Poopdashians as a title springs to   
   mind.   
      
   Continues at:   
      
   https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2019/03/solving_the_public_   
   efecation_dilemma.html   
      
   Jai Maharaj, Jyotishi   
   Om Shanti   
   http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.jai-maharaj   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)