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   HenHanna to Mark Brader   
   What's a juicer? Ask a rabbi, sir. What'   
   13 Jun 24 15:29:59   
   
   XPost: alt.usage.english, rec.puzzles   
   From: HenHanna@devnull.tb   
      
   ( Mark Brader says  [Bye for now] )   
      
                 he was part of the following AUE gem   
      
      
      
   did Abbot and Costello (or older?)  do routines like this???   
      
      
      
            >>>>>>>>>>>         What's a juicer?   
              >>>>>>>>          Ask a rabbi, sir.  What's a madam?   
                 >>>>>>>        A palindrome with no name.   
      
      
      
   ______________________________________________   
   Mack A. Damia      Jul 11   
   On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 13:33:34 -0500, m...@vex.net (Mark Brader) wrote:   
      
      
    >>>>>>>>>>> What's a Hanna?   
    >>>>>>>>>>> There was a carwash brand in Oregon ... what's a brush off?   
    >>>>>>>>>> It comes before sponge and press.  What's a gentleman?   
    >>>>>>>>> a man's citrus.   What's a juicer?   
    >>>>>>>> Ask a rabbi, sir.  What's a madam?   
    >>>>>>> A palindrome with no name.  What's for desert?   
    >>>>>> Pecan Sandies.  What's a Sawney?   
    >>>>> Something you weigh down upon...what's Yazoo?...r   
    >>>> The orifice between ya cheeks.   
    >>>> What's Mail Pouch?   
    >>> Something a male kangaroo don't got.   
    >>> Whats's a wombat?   
    >> Oh, a ways below the stomach. What's a kookaburra?   
    >> Where ovens nest! What's a tandoor?   
    > Most of them, if they're still made of wood. What's a Franklin stove?   
    >   
    > One that costs $100 US.  What's four in binary?   
      
   -->    X.   What marks the spot?   
      
      
   ________________________________ What's a gentleman?    [Gent Lemon]   
      
      
      
   What's a tandoor?  --> Most of them, if they're still made of wood.   
      
      
      
   Why did Sherlock Holmes ask Santa for a yellow-door for Xmas?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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