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   Hibou  wrote:   
      
   > Le 01/07/2024 à 13:00, Janet a écrit :   
   > > In article , vpaereru-   
   > > unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid says...   
   > >>   
   > >> I observe that the kilt is singular - two legs, but only one hole.   
   > >   
   > >    Like the skirt, the dress, the petticoat.   
   > >   
   > >    It's a mystery why men don't wear a petticoat under   
   > > those itchy wool kilts.   
   > >   
   >   
   > In truth, I don't know what Scotsmen wear under their kilts, and I   
   > shrink from enquiring.   
   >   
   > The proverbial wind at the top of Waverley Steps might reveal all...   
   >   
      
   I can reveal all:  at the somewhat drunken wedding feast of my kilted   
   Scottish pal I poked my little camera under his kilt and took a photo,   
   just for fun.  Amusingly, when the flash went off the whole (not hole)   
   of his kilt lit up like a lampshade.   
      
   The resulting photo did show his entirely naked wedding-tackle.   
   Having only glanced at it briefly (shock, horror) I promptly bestowed   
   the photo on his new good lady wife, along with the negative.   
      
   I swear I shall not do that again.   
      
      
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