XPost: rec.puzzles, alt.usage.english   
   From: HenHanna@NewsGrouper   
      
   "Carl G."  posted:   
      
   > On 6/28/2025 10:27 PM, HenHanna wrote:   
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   > > Why did the chicken join a band?   
   > >                 Because .............   
      
      
            because it felt gravitated by a certain [poule]   
                  —————— it just couldn’t resist the hen-thusiasm!   
      
        Because it felt a magnetic [poule] ————the music just drew her in!   
      
      
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   > Because he thought he could pullet off.   
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   > > Why do fish always know what’s up?   
   >   
   > They know everything about escalation.   
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   > > How do you make a cat go “woof”?   
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   >   
   > You give it a hiss-terectomy.   
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            nice...     How do you fix an orchestra?   
      
      
      
   in a certain movie (i like),  the Assassin guy was   
          nicknamed  [The Teacher],   
           and it was because...............   
      
     the Assassin guy had the line about [safe as churches] -- Great writing!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)