XPost: rec.arts.sf.written, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, sci.math   
   From: bliss-sf4ever@dslextreme.com   
      
   On 11/17/25 00:33, Thomas Heger wrote:   
   > Am Donnerstag000013, 13.11.2025 um 18:15 schrieb Bobbie Sellers:   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> On 11/12/25 23:35, Thomas Koenig wrote:   
   >>> Bobbie Sellers  schrieb:   
   >>>   
   >>>>     Hitler was a failed Artist and not a British agent   
   >>>   
   >>> Shortly after the war, there was a joke going round in Germany:   
   >>>   
   >>> In May 1945, In the headquarters of the British secret serivce,   
   >>> a man turns up, takes off his glued-on moustache and says: "Agent   
   >>> number seven: Mission accomplished, Germany is totally destroyed."   
   >>   
   >>          Yes and that was a joke.  Adoph Hitler may have had   
   strange   
   >> even funny ideas like checking to make sure that the world was not inside   
   >> out, but he was not a joke at all and he proved that.  The UK did not   
   >> want to fight Germany or Chamberlin would not have conceded.   
   >   
   > But 'Hitler's' beard WAS most likely glued under his nose!   
   >   
   > The reason:   
   > the 'Fuehrer' had black hair, but blue eyes.   
      
      
   	I have known one young man with blue eyes and fairly straight black hair   
   and creamy white skin.  He was from the South-East of the USA, I believe.   
      
   >   
   > This is an extremely rare combination, because the same pigment   
   > (Malanin) that makes hair black also makes eyes brown.   
      
   Not so rare as you might think.   
   >   
   > So: the fueher's hair was most likely coloured black, because he was   
   > most likely blond.   
   >   
   > Since beards grow so fast, painting them black wasn't an option.   
   >   
   > Since cutting out the exact form every day was difficult and annoying,   
   > they use a much simpler square, cut that out of a sheet of artificial   
   > fur and glued that under his nose (after carefully shaving him).   
   >   
   >   
   >>   
   >>      There were lots of pro-NAZI fascist sympathizers in the UK who   
   >> fully expected the German forces to invade and take control of the   
   >> nation but instead after the terror bombings AH turned his attention   
   >> to the Soviet Union which was eventually fatal to his ambitions and   
   >> to himself.   
   >   
   >   
   > The British believed in propaganda just as much as Germans did.   
   >   
   > But Hitler didn't want to invade England.   
   >   
   > After the entire British army was captured in Dunkirck he personally   
   > ordered, that they were not taken as POWs.   
   >   
   > ...   
   > TH   
      
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