XPost: rec.arts.sf.written, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, sci.math
From: ttt_heg@web.de
Am Donnerstag000013, 13.11.2025 um 18:15 schrieb Bobbie Sellers:
>
>
> On 11/12/25 23:35, Thomas Koenig wrote:
>> Bobbie Sellers schrieb:
>>
>>> Hitler was a failed Artist and not a British agent
>>
>> Shortly after the war, there was a joke going round in Germany:
>>
>> In May 1945, In the headquarters of the British secret serivce,
>> a man turns up, takes off his glued-on moustache and says: "Agent
>> number seven: Mission accomplished, Germany is totally destroyed."
>
> Yes and that was a joke. Adoph Hitler may have had strange
> even funny ideas like checking to make sure that the world was not inside
> out, but he was not a joke at all and he proved that. The UK did not
> want to fight Germany or Chamberlin would not have conceded.
But 'Hitler's' beard WAS most likely glued under his nose!
The reason:
the 'Fuehrer' had black hair, but blue eyes.
This is an extremely rare combination, because the same pigment
(Malanin) that makes hair black also makes eyes brown.
So: the fueher's hair was most likely coloured black, because he was
most likely blond.
Since beards grow so fast, painting them black wasn't an option.
Since cutting out the exact form every day was difficult and annoying,
they use a much simpler square, cut that out of a sheet of artificial
fur and glued that under his nose (after carefully shaving him).
>
> There were lots of pro-NAZI fascist sympathizers in the UK who
> fully expected the German forces to invade and take control of the
> nation but instead after the terror bombings AH turned his attention
> to the Soviet Union which was eventually fatal to his ambitions and
> to himself.
The British believed in propaganda just as much as Germans did.
But Hitler didn't want to invade England.
After the entire British army was captured in Dunkirck he personally
ordered, that they were not taken as POWs.
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TH
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