XPost: rec.arts.sf.written, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, sci.math
From: ttt_heg@web.de
Am Dienstag000018, 18.11.2025 um 18:33 schrieb Bobbie Sellers:
>
>
> On 11/18/25 02:10, Thomas Heger wrote:
>> Am Montag000017, 17.11.2025 um 09:51 schrieb The Starmaker:
>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2025 09:33:13 +0100, Thomas Heger
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Am Donnerstag000013, 13.11.2025 um 18:15 schrieb Bobbie Sellers:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On 11/12/25 23:35, Thomas Koenig wrote:
>>>>>> Bobbie Sellers schrieb:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hitler was a failed Artist and not a British agent
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Shortly after the war, there was a joke going round in Germany:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In May 1945, In the headquarters of the British secret serivce,
>>>>>> a man turns up, takes off his glued-on moustache and says: "Agent
>>>>>> number seven: Mission accomplished, Germany is totally destroyed."
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes and that was a joke. Adoph Hitler may have had
strange
>>>>> even funny ideas like checking to make sure that the world was not
>>>>> inside
>>>>> out, but he was not a joke at all and he proved that. The UK did not
>>>>> want to fight Germany or Chamberlin would not have conceded.
>>>>
>>>> But 'Hitler's' beard WAS most likely glued under his nose!
>>>>
>>>> The reason:
>>>> the 'Fuehrer' had black hair, but blue eyes.
>>>>
>>>> This is an extremely rare combination, because the same pigment
>>>> (Malanin) that makes hair black also makes eyes brown.
>>>>
>>>> So: the fueher's hair was most likely coloured black, because he was
>>>> most likely blond.
>>>>
>>>> Since beards grow so fast, painting them black wasn't an option.
>>>>
>>>> Since cutting out the exact form every day was difficult and annoying,
>>>> they use a much simpler square, cut that out of a sheet of artificial
>>>> fur and glued that under his nose (after carefully shaving him).
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> There were lots of pro-NAZI fascist sympathizers in the UK who
>>>>> fully expected the German forces to invade and take control of the
>>>>> nation but instead after the terror bombings AH turned his attention
>>>>> to the Soviet Union which was eventually fatal to his ambitions and
>>>>> to himself.
>>>>
>
> Then why did the dupe of Megalomania kill himself in the Bunker?
>
Of course, he didn't.
The 'Fuehrer' was next to never in Berlin (he stayed almost perminantly
in his 'Berghof' in the Alps), but had numerous doubles there.
He had also the real Hitler there, kept in his private prison, disguised
as bunker.
Someone died, sure, but most likely not the 'Fuehrer'.
That 'Fuehrer' was seen in Argentina until the late 1950th (btw together
with his kids, who looked very much like the young Clementine Hozier).
...
TH
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