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   cracker?” and the parrot replies, “Are you fucking kidding me you’re   
   gonna start with that lame-ass shit? What the fuck is your problem you   
   dumb ass?”   
      
   The guy is shocked and says, “Hey, you can’t talk to me like that!”   
      
   And the parrot says, “Eat shit, you fucking moron. I’ll talk to you   
   however the fuck I want and there’s not a goddam thing you’re gonna do   
   about it.”   
      
   Shocked, the guy grabs the parrot, looks around and then opens his   
   freezer and throws the parrot in.   
      
   After a couple of minutes, there’s a knock from inside the freezer and   
   the parrot says, “OK, I’m sorry and I’d like to come out now.”   
      
   The guy opens the freezer, lets the parrot out and says, “Well?”   
      
   And the parrot says, “I would like to apologize for my profane   
   language and I’m sorry if what I said hurt your feelings. I also   
   promise not to speak to you that way anymore.”   
      
   And the guy says, “OK, that’s much better.”   
      
   Then the parrot says, “Just one question. What did that chicken say to   
   you?”   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)