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   The Starmaker to starmaker@ix.netcom.com   
   Re: Orbits of planets in the Sol System    
   07 Dec 25 12:42:16   
   
   [continued from previous message]   
      
   knocks a bit harder. He hears," Who is it"? It's the plumber" he   
   yells.   
      
   More time passes without the door opening. Really angry now, he bangs   
   on the door with all his might, only to hear, "Who is it"?   
      
   At the top of his lungs he yells,"It's the fucking plumber"!   
      
   Still no one comes to the door.   
      
   Completely enraged, the plumber attacks the door, breaking it open. As   
   he crosses the threshold, he has a heart attack and drops dead. A few   
   minutes later, the homeowner returns. Upon seeing the body lying   
   there, she gasps and says," Who is it".   
      
   And the parrot says, "IT'S THE PLUMBER!!!!".   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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