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   Mild Shock to Mild Shock   
   Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll bl   
   24 Feb 26 08:40:10   
   
   From: janburse@fastmail.fm   
      
   Hi,   
      
   Joe McShrimp thought he is the wolf of wallstreet   
   when he invested all his savings. Now the wolf of   
   wipeout is knocking at his door, announcing   
      
   the crypto winter:   
      
   'Little pig, little pig, let me come in.'   
   To which the pig answered:   
   'No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin.'   
   The wolf then answered to that:   
   'Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.'   
   So he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew his house in,   
   and ate up the little pig.   
   https://sacred-texts.com/neu/eng/eft/eft15.htm   
      
   Fast forward to 2030 Joe McShrimp now in prison   
   because he couldn't pay his taxes. Waking up every   
   morning, worshiping his Satoshi shrine, and after   
      
   the yoga gymnastics, having breakfast in   
   the cantine, proudly paying it with his hard   
   wallet. The cashier playing along, knowing   
      
   he is a harmless freak, while they payment   
   system of the world already uses the Feynman   
   Quantum ounce backed by photonic computers.   
      
   Bye   
      
   Mild Shock schrieb:   
   > Hi,   
   >   
   > Will Jesus Christ return before 2027?   
   >   
   > This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second   
   > Coming of Jesus Christ occurs by December 31, 2026,   
   > 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".   
   > No $31,863,748 Vol. 96.3%   
   > Yes $31,863,748 Vol. 3.8%   
   > https://coinmarketcap.com/prediction-markets/   
   >   
   > Now do the same with will BTC reach 1'000'000 USD   
   > in 2030. Probably the same picture, right?   
   >   
   > Bye   
   >   
   > Mild Shock schrieb:   
   >> Hi,   
   >>   
   >> My original theory was a little different   
   >> when I predicted that BTC will disappear   
   >> by end of 2025. I assumed that "Kiosk"   
   >>   
   >>  From 120'000 to 80'000 in a few days   
   >> https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/bitcoin/   
   >>   
   >> money exchange will be done by Dogecoin,   
   >> LTC, etc.. But my theory is different now.   
   >> The West doesn't need Crypto. There is   
   >>   
   >> enough cyber security and active database   
   >> technology around, and Mastercard, VISA,   
   >> Banks, etc.. have all mordernized, instant   
   >>   
   >> payment and mobile apps.   
   >>   
   >> Bye   
   >>   
   >> P.S.: Also USA gets fucked hard with their   
   >> silly "Strategic Bitcoin Reserve". And most-   
   >> likely Michael Sailor will be one of the   
   >>   
   >> "black peter"s, or some other moron, or   
   >> some other colllective of morons ?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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