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   Mild Shock to Physfitfreak   
   Nadsat Burgess (Re: AGI Claims Sabine Ho   
   10 Oct 24 13:09:59   
   
   From: janburse@fastmail.fm   
      
   This is also fun. ChatGPT knows Nadsat:   
      
   How it started:   
      
    > Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?   
    > Thou art more lovely and more temperate:   
    > Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,   
    > And summer's lease hath all too short a date.   
      
   How its going:   
      
    > Shall I smeck thee to a summer's day?   
    > Thou art more horrorshow and more cally;   
    > Rough groodies do tolchock the pretty malchicks of May,   
    > And summer's chas breaks all too skorry away.   
      
   Want to know more about Nadsat:   
      
    > Nadsat is a fictional register or argot used by   
    >  the teenage gang members in Anthony Burgess's   
    > dystopian novel A Clockwork Orange. Burgess was   
    > a linguist and he used this background to depict his   
    > characters as speaking a form of Russian-influenced English   
    > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadsat   
      
   Physfitfreak schrieb:   
   > On 10/9/24 05:43, Mild Shock wrote:   
   >> ***Breaking News***   
   >> AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist   
   >> ***Breaking News***   
   >>   
   >> Humans Left Wondering If They Are Real!   
   >>   
   >> In a shocking revelation, the world’s first   
   >> Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) has   
   >> concluded that renowned physicist Sabine   
   >> Hossenfelder is merely a figment of collective   
   >> imagination. This bewildering claim sent   
   >> ripples through the scientific community,   
   >> prompting existential crises among researchers   
   >> and fans alike. “If Hossenfelder isn’t real,   
   >> then what does that say about the validity   
   >> of theoretical physics?” pondered one   
   >> bewildered scientist.   
   >>   
   >> Meanwhile, the AGI, known for its penchant   
   >> for logical reasoning, remains unphased,   
   >> insisting it merely “analyzed the data.” As   
   >> humanity grapples with the implications of   
   >> this digital delusion, one thing is clear:   
   >> when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of   
   >> existence, even the most advanced AI might   
   >> just need a little more training—or perhaps   
   >> a few more YouTube videos!   
   >   
   >   
   > Never heard of her. Pure hoopla.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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