XPost: sci.physics.relativity   
   From: starmaker@ix.netcom.com   
      
   The Starmaker wrote:   
   >   
   > You know   
   > everybody talks about   
   > the planet   
   > Mercury...   
   >   
   > you know,   
   > Einstein and   
   > Gravity   
   > The Mercury Problem...   
   >   
   > or is it again, a problem Einstein   
   > has with   
   > the Christian with the IQ of 190,   
   > Newton????   
   >   
   > anitnewtorians.   
   >   
   > But, but...   
   >   
   > something is being   
   > completely ignored   
   > about   
   > The Mercury Problem.   
   >   
   > Everyone looks the 'other' way..   
   >   
   > The Cause of   
   > The Mercury Problem   
   > is   
   >   
   > Venus.   
   >   
   > The planet Venus.   
      
      
   Now, Einstein didn't know about the...Venus problem.   
      
      
   But I'm sure there are a lot of Einstein appologists running around like   
   a chicken without it's head...   
      
      
   The Venus problem is very simple..   
      
   It is the planet Venus that messes with Mercury.   
      
   Can you imagine   
   (probably not)   
   can you imagine   
   the effects Venus   
   is having with   
   the planet Mecury..   
      
   Mercury looks at Venus and ask   
      
   "What the fuck are you doing??? WHY are you turning the other way   
   around????"   
      
      
   "YOU ARE MESSING ME UP, BITCH!"   
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
   --   
   The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,   
   to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable,   
   and challenge the unchallengeable.   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)