XPost: sci.physics.relativity   
   From: starmaker@ix.netcom.com   
      
   The Starmaker wrote:   
   >   
   > The Starmaker wrote:   
   > >   
   > > You know   
   > > everybody talks about   
   > > the planet   
   > > Mercury...   
   > >   
   > > you know,   
   > > Einstein and   
   > > Gravity   
   > > The Mercury Problem...   
   > >   
   > > or is it again, a problem Einstein   
   > > has with   
   > > the Christian with the IQ of 190,   
   > > Newton????   
   > >   
   > > anitnewtorians.   
   > >   
   > > But, but...   
   > >   
   > > something is being   
   > > completely ignored   
   > > about   
   > > The Mercury Problem.   
   > >   
   > > Everyone looks the 'other' way..   
   > >   
   > > The Cause of   
   > > The Mercury Problem   
   > > is   
   > >   
   > > Venus.   
   > >   
   > > The planet Venus.   
   >   
   > Now, Einstein didn't know about the...Venus problem.   
   >   
   > But I'm sure there are a lot of Einstein appologists running around like   
   > a chicken without it's head...   
   >   
   > The Venus problem is very simple..   
   >   
   > It is the planet Venus that messes with Mercury.   
   >   
   > Can you imagine   
   > (probably not)   
   > can you imagine   
   > the effects Venus   
   > is having with   
   > the planet Mecury..   
   >   
   > Mercury looks at Venus and ask   
   >   
   > "What the fuck are you doing??? WHY are you turning the other way   
   > around????"   
   >   
   > "YOU ARE MESSING ME UP, BITCH!"   
   >   
      
      
   The English translation since I know yous have no knowledge of   
   celestrial objects..   
      
   Venus is the only planet in out solar system that turns clockwise, the   
   others turn counterclockwise.   
      
   Venus messes up Mercury.   
      
      
      
      
      
   --   
   The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,   
   to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable,   
   and challenge the unchallengeable.   
      
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