XPost: sci.physics.relativity   
   From: starmaker@ix.netcom.com   
      
   The Starmaker wrote:   
   >   
   > The Starmaker wrote:   
   > >   
   > > The Starmaker wrote:   
   > > >   
   > > > You know   
   > > > everybody talks about   
   > > > the planet   
   > > > Mercury...   
   > > >   
   > > > you know,   
   > > > Einstein and   
   > > > Gravity   
   > > > The Mercury Problem...   
   > > >   
   > > > or is it again, a problem Einstein   
   > > > has with   
   > > > the Christian with the IQ of 190,   
   > > > Newton????   
   > > >   
   > > > anitnewtorians.   
   > > >   
   > > > But, but...   
   > > >   
   > > > something is being   
   > > > completely ignored   
   > > > about   
   > > > The Mercury Problem.   
   > > >   
   > > > Everyone looks the 'other' way..   
   > > >   
   > > > The Cause of   
   > > > The Mercury Problem   
   > > > is   
   > > >   
   > > > Venus.   
   > > >   
   > > > The planet Venus.   
   > >   
   > > Now, Einstein didn't know about the...Venus problem.   
   > >   
   > > But I'm sure there are a lot of Einstein appologists running around like   
   > > a chicken without it's head...   
   > >   
   > > The Venus problem is very simple..   
   > >   
   > > It is the planet Venus that messes with Mercury.   
   > >   
   > > Can you imagine   
   > > (probably not)   
   > > can you imagine   
   > > the effects Venus   
   > > is having with   
   > > the planet Mecury..   
   > >   
   > > Mercury looks at Venus and ask   
   > >   
   > > "What the fuck are you doing??? WHY are you turning the other way   
   > > around????"   
   > >   
   > > "YOU ARE MESSING ME UP, BITCH!"   
   > >   
   >   
   > The English translation since I know yous have no knowledge of   
   > celestrial objects..   
   >   
   > Venus is the only planet in out solar system that turns clockwise, the   
   > others turn counterclockwise.   
   >   
   > Venus messes up Mercury.   
      
      
   What killed all the dinosaurs on planet Venus?   
      
      
   (you don't even have to guess)   
   --   
   The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,   
   to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable,   
   and challenge the unchallengeable.   
      
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