XPost: sci.physics.relativity, comp.os.linux.advocacy   
   From: physfitfreak@gmail.com   
      
   On 2/18/25 4:31 PM, Physfitfreak wrote:   
   > On 2/18/25 1:59 PM, Mild Shock wrote:   
   >> Not sure whether this is a seasonal effect, like february   
   >> effect. I might be indicative that my theory that Bitcoin   
   >> will vaporize will soon become a ground truth.   
   >   
   >   
   > Follow this directive:   
   >   
   >    - take your theory   
   >    - go to sci.logic   
   >    - take your clothes off down to your underwear   
   >    - dive into the pool of psychos there   
   >    - find Ross Finlayson   
   >    - walk to him and stand in front of him   
   >    - as you look forward go around him 180 degrees   
   >    - turn 180 degrees   
   >    - now you're facing Finlayson's back   
   >    - go to your knees   
   >    - pull Finlayson's pants down   
   >    - pull his underwear down   
   >    - with your right hand grab his right butt lobe and pull away to   
   > expose his butthole   
   >    - stick the middle finger of your left hand into his butthole and   
   > search around   
   >    - you will find a piece of paper in there, folded   
   >    - pull the paper out   
   >    - unfold the paper   
   >    - you will see this script on it:   
   >   
   >         "My name is Alan Folmsbee."   
   >   
   >    - write your theory on the paper, below that script   
   >    - fold the paper   
   >    - stick the paper into Finlayson's butthole and leave it there like   
   > it was before   
   >    - stand up   
   >    - pull your last underwear down   
   >    - stick the same middle finger up your own butthole this time   
   >    - scream, "Mini Theorie isch veröffentlicht worde!"   
   >   
   > Then fuck off you cock sucker.   
      
      
   So did you, Hanson, publish your theory as described?   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)