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      - I am surprised that most of the linux distributions..   
      - I am surprised that most of the topics..   
      - I am surprised that most of the hardware..   
      - Considering that, I now wonder what hardware..   
      - Considering that, I now wonder what newsgroups..   
      - Considering that, I now wonder what people..   
      - Considering that, I now wonder what organizations..   
      - Considering that, I now wonder what topics..   
      - We can't blame these people for..   
      - We can't blame these organizations for..   
      - We can't blame these hardware for..   
      - We can't blame these newsgroups for..   
      - We can't blame these topics for..   
      - Not all Linux distributions are..   
      - Not all people are..   
      - Not all topics are..   
      - Not all newsgroups are..   
      - Not all organizations are..   
      - Not all hardware are..   
      - Despite all its faults..   
      - Admittedly, I..   
      - Unfortunately, I..   
      - Apparently, I..   
      - To be fair, I..   
      - In my short experience, I..   
      - I recall, I..   
      - Additionally, I..   
      - On another topic, I..   
      - My understanding of it is, I..   
      - For the time being, I..   
      - To my surprise, I..   
      - I'm realizing , I..   
      - Apparently, there is still a ... but I can live with that   
      - Not everyone has the patience to..   
      - All I know is that I'll probably be..   
      - Linux is what I always..   
      - Denying that there is a problem..   
      - Like I said, ..   
      - Can't we all just suck..   
      - Can't we all just fuck..   
      - Can't we all just buck..   
      - Can't we all just duck..   
      - Can't we all just bark..   
      - Can't we all just pluck..   
      - Can't we all just puck..   
      - Can't we all just tuck..   
      - Can't we all just cluck..   
      - I'll close the lid on this..   
      - I'll open my stupid mouth and..   
      - I'll pump rubbish into this..   
      - I want you to know I'd rather be a lizard than a cro-magnon..   
      - I want you to know I'd rather be gay than a cro-magnon..   
      - I want you to know I hide behind Bible when I see a new Physfit post   
      - I want you to know I like to have something to say in my sorry life   
      - I want you to know I spend more time reading wrestlers   
   autobiographies than spending it with my children because I fancy   
   imagining their thick dicks' sizes and to be honest to you their thick   
   dicks are awesome compared to the Nazi little thing hanging below my fat   
   clownish belly   
      
   * Uses the word "woke"   
      
   * Wants to commit sin and stay close to "god"   
      
   * Peniscus Churchianitis of his choice tells him Modern Humans are "Demons"   
      
   * Religion for him is solely a matter of which people he groups himself with   
      
   * Religion for him is a social club   
      
   * Believes his survival on the planet Earth is enhanced by suppressing   
   Modern Humans   
      
   * Remains stupid absolutely irrespective of the amount of education he gets   
      
   * Is raised inside a household and under parents that amounted to living   
   inside a military barrack   
      
   * Looks at getting fired as a disastrous event   
      
   * Is incapable of emigrating, and hides it by using the excuse of "Here   
   is the best place in the world."   
      
   * Thinks scientists are weird individuals   
      
   * Thinks scientists are wasting their time   
      
   * Thinks scientists are fools   
      
   * Makes fun of scientists   
      
   * Despises scientists   
      
   * Envies scientists   
      
   * Thinks he was "smart" in avoiding a scientific career   
      
   * Prefers war over trade   
      
   * Is a high school drop out   
      
   * Listened to Billy Joel music   
      
   * Listened to Bob Dylan songs   
      
   * Enjoys American superhero films with patriotic themes   
      
   * All the American military hero films make him weep   
      
   * Puts MAGA hat on to feel he's somebody   
      
   * 19 out of 20 closest relatives are KKK members   
      
   * 19 out of 20 closest relatives have "served" in the U.S. military   
      
   * 19 out of 20 closest relatives engage in freemasonry   
      
   * 19 out of 20 closest relatives have DWI in their rapsheets   
      
   * 19 out of 20 closest relatives regard visiting Las Vegas a life experience   
      
   * 19 out of 20 closest relatives have murdered people under the excuse   
   of "Aiming High"   
      
   * Hangs U.S. flag in front of his house   
      
   * Hangs exaggerated Christmas lights outside his house   
      
   * Watches Super Bowl like he's seen an oasis in the middle of a desert   
      
   * Is so stupid it aches to watch his behavior   
      
   * Is the first to get kill filed by intelligent usenet frequenters   
      
   * Pretends he's kill-filed Physfit's dick, yet knows Physfit's dick is   
   the only chance he has for accessing information Daddy didn't provide   
      
   * Pretends he has kill-filed Physfit's dick, yet in and out of   
   cyberspace, when he looks up in his mind, he sees nothing but Physfit's   
   dick hanging above him   
      
   * Pretends he has  kill-filed Physfit's dick, yet when he enters usenet,   
   the first posts he reads are those of Physfit's dick   
      
   * Is a type 2 autistic (too few prefrontal neurons - too many limbic   
   neurons)   
      
   * Is a type 3 autistic (too few limbic neurons - too many fight/flight   
   neurons)   
      
   * Is a type 4 autistic (too few prefrontal neurons - too many   
   fight/flight neurons)   
      
   * Pays $8000 for a computer to "tweet" with it   
      
   * Pays $6000 for his computer backup system   
      
   * Pays $1700 for his computer mouse cause it's got a "Jiggler" and can   
   be used for masturbation as well, both sexes, and looks like this:   
   https://i.postimg.cc/50c0RJ1F/dual-use-computer-mouse.jpg   
      
   * The more a computer mouse looks like a dick, the higher he pays for it   
      
   * Sacrifices 95% of his life to live the remaining 5% the way he wants   
      
   * Carries a little bible with him most of the time   
      
   * Carries a little hip flask of liquor with him most of the time   
      
   * Chews tobacco   
      
   * Thinks a conversation in usenet is a matter of "saving face"   
      
   * Demands others to provide information to him! Even uses nasty remarks   
   for it   
      
   * Fakes maturity but acts childishly   
      
   * Envies Physfit's dick!   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)