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   Mild Shock to Mild Shock   
   USA finally getting out of recession (Re   
   27 Mar 25 10:28:51   
   
   From: janburse@fastmail.fm   
      
   Hi,   
      
   USA finally getting out of recession:   
      
   Trump Announces Creation Of Strategic JD Vance Meme Reserve:   
      
   According to Trump, the memes of the vice president   
   that flooded American social media marked an important   
   era in the nation's history that must be stockpiled   
   and used strategically. Each meme was to be carefully   
   printed off as a glossy photo, hand-signed by Vance   
   himself, and then laminated and locked away for preservation.   
      
   "I've always said, memes can be so hard to find again   
   once you scroll past them," Trump told reporters,   
   holding up the newly signed executive order creating   
   the reserve. "If we don't start this now, believe me,   
   everyone will be wishing they had saved their funny   
   pictures of JD. We love JD, don't we, folks? Our new   
   strategic reserve is going to be the first — and   
   greatest — strategic reserve of JD Vance memes.   
   China won't won't be able to touch us."   
      
   https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-creation-of-strategi   
   -jd-vance-meme-reserve   
      
   Bye   
      
   Mild Shock schrieb:   
   > Hi,   
   >   
   > So it wasn't James Bond 007 who recruited Mussolini.   
   >   
   > I am little disappointed now...   
   >   
   > LoL   
   >   
   > Bye   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
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