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   * Volunteers for military service anytime during or after getting a   
   university degree because he is a fully fledged murderer inside and has   
   to act upon it   
      
   * Volunteers for military service anytime during or after getting a   
   university degree because Peniscus Churchianitis in him persuades him   
      
   * Fears Modern Human as a result of utter ignorance   
      
   * Fears Modern Human for good reasons!   
      
   * Thinks consuming rice provides fiber   
      
   * Thinks American bread is bread   
      
   * Likes to eat "crunchy" stuff   
      
   * Likes to eat gooey stuff   
      
   * Eats five times a day or more   
      
   * Spends more than 10 minutes max on cooking (Mom's breast-feeding   
   period was too short - his taste buds stayed in a perpetual state of   
   deprivation)   
      
   * Thinks cooking is a skill   
      
   * Thinks cooking elaborate dishes makes him "Exquisite"   
      
   * Has as many cookbooks as his other books combined   
      
   * Is above 60 years old and jogs for fitness   
      
   * Pumps weights in gyms and thinks that's fitness   
      
   * Consumes protein powder from those large plastic cans with wide lids   
   because he desires biceps as big as those stupid cans   
      
   * Doubts whether he's gay every time he looks at a picture of a naked   
   muscular man, because he _IS_ gay   
      
   * Is a closet gay   
      
   * Reads Western poetry   
      
   * Reads Wall Street Journal   
      
   * Reads Time magazine   
      
   * Reads Newsweek magazine   
      
   * Reads American news media outlets to get informed about the world   
      
   * Thinks Wikipedia is the last word on any subject   
      
   * Has acquired a fake degree from internet by his crony's recommendation   
   so the crony can hire him in some well paying job   
      
   * Is a high school drop out and wants to discuss physics in a physics forum   
      
   * Is an "engineer" and wants to discuss physics and math in a physics forum   
      
   * Is a high school drop out and wants to discuss math and science   
      
   * Is a high school drop out and wants to discuss programming languages   
      
   * Quotes from Bible, showing his affiliations and the fact that he is a   
   cro-magnon early human   
      
   * Quotes from Bible, therefore he is a Republican now   
      
   * Reads Nostradamus, therefore he is a Republican now   
      
   * Talks of Nostradamus to display his sophistication   
      
   * Eats shit, then calls Iranians, "barbarians", therefore he gets farted   
   out by Iranians in their Fart Parties on the day of his death, à la Reagan   
      
   * Is nothing but a fully fledged thug, yet gets the majority vote in the   
   United States for becoming President   
      
   * Votes for thugs to run the government   
      
   * Identifies with thugs   
      
   * Believes the words of wealthy thugs are sage advice   
      
   * Is suicidal, yet writes a will / manifesto!   
      
   * Intends to kill-file someone, yet announces it to him and others!   
      
   * Attends Church for any reason other than finding easy pussy to fuck   
      
   * Has nothing to say, but fakes discussion, using one of these hallmark   
   phrases for faking discussions:   
      
      - I don't think it's that common..   
      - I don't know if..   
      - I don't know of any..   
      - I don't see why..   
      - I don't mind that..   
      - I do know that I like..   
      - I do think that..   
      - I agree, but ..   
      - I can imagine..   
      - I can only imagine..   
      - I would rather..   
      - I would be surprised about this considering..   
      - I wouldn't be surprised if Linux..   
      - I have to admit that..   
      - I can't complain about..   
      - I'm wholly against the idea that..   
      - I'm not sure why..   
      - I'm not sure how it is done elsewhere, but I..   
      - I'm not a fan of..   
      - I'm not sure if there is even a point, but..   
      - I'm not fond of the idea that..   
      - I'm definitely not on the ... side   
      - I'd argue that..   
      - I sure miss the..   
      - I like where ... is going..   
      - I honestly feel that..   
      - I guess that..   
      - I imagine that..   
      - I recall that..   
      - I read that..   
      - I figured I might as well make use of..   
      - I think you're right that..   
      - I think people are..   
      - I would choose ... even though..   
      - I've come to despise..   
      - I suppose..   
      - I guess I'll find out for myself when..   
      - I was beginning to think..   
      - I had a bad feeling when I..   
      - I was more worried that..   
      - I can't imagine why..   
      - I'll concede on the part that..   
      - I'll be surprised if..   
      - I'll not have to worry about that compromise if..   
      - I agree with you that..   
      - I have the pleasure of..   
      - I admittedly don't know if..   
      - I'd have no problem with it whatsoever if..   
      - I can't say that I've experienced..   
      - I can tell you that it's..   
      - I could possibly give you the idea that..   
      - Though I didn't think it would, ..   
      - While it is technically true, ..   
      - While it is technically accurate, ..   
      - While I think it would..   
      - But certain other things..   
      - But certain other topics..   
      - But the fact remains that..   
      - Personally I like..   
      - The problem is that..   
      - The developers might not have seen the point of..   
      - The confusion was probably caused when..   
      - The mere fact that..   
      - The fact remains that..   
      - The Bible is clear about..   
      - The only people who feel the need to..   
      - The added benefit of..   
      - This is somehow seen as a..   
      - As far as I can tell..   
      - As woke as they come..   
      - At the center of the drama, ..   
      - At the moment I'd rather whine that..   
      - It sounds like..   
      - it doesn't bother me in the least that..   
      - It is a shame that..   
      - It's fine, but it's not always worth the..   
      - They're supposed to..   
      - They seem to..   
      - They can't be bothered to..   
      - They're very much like..   
      - That might be why..   
      - It seems that..   
      - It sounds to me like..   
      - It's not even that..   
      - It is definitely not because..   
      - But somewhat closer inspection of..   
      - But in some cases it simply..   
      - But certain other topics..   
      - A lot of newsgroups..   
      - A lot of people..   
      - A lot of people would prefer that..   
      - A lot of people, myself included, feel that..   
      - A lot of linux distributions..   
      - A lot of organizations..   
      - A lot of topics..   
      - A good amount of your hardware..   
      - Most believe that..   
      - Most newsgroups..   
      - Most people, myself included, feel that..   
      - Most linux distributions..   
      - Most organizations..   
      - Most people..   
      - Most topics..   
      - Certain newsgroups..   
      - Certain people..   
      - Certain people, myself included, feel that..   
      - Certain linux distributions..   
      - Certain organizations..   
      - Certain topics..   
      - But certain other newsgroups..   
      - But certain other people..   
      - But certain other linux distributions..   
      - But certain other organizations..   
      - But certain other topics..   
      - But certain other hardware..   
      - In certain newsgroups..   
      - In certain linux distributions..   
      - In certain organizations..   
      - In certain people..   
      - In certain topics..   
      - In certain hardware..   
      - In some other newsgroups..   
      - In some other linux distributions..   
      - In some other organizations..   
      - In some other topic, ..   
      - In some other hardware..   
      - In my opinion..   
      - Still, I feel that Linux..   
      - Many believe that..   
      - Many newsgroups..   
      - Many people..   
      - Many people, myself included, feel that..   
      - Many linux distributions..   
      - Many organizations..   
      - Many hardware..   
      - Many topics..   
      - For a lot of hardware..   
      - For a lot of newsgroups..   
      - For a lot of people..   
      - For a lot of organizations..   
      - For a lot of linux distributions..   
      - For a lot of topics..   
      - There are always people here and there who..   
      - There are always newsgroups here and there which..   
      
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   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)