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|    Physfitfreak to Farley Flud    |
|    Re: My Hate List (Revised) (3/4)    |
|    13 Apr 25 12:58:36    |
      [continued from previous message]               - There are always hardware here and there that..        - There are always organizations here and there that..        - There are always topics here and there that..        - There are always linux distributions here and there that..        - There is really no good reason to..        - There is no denying that..        - Those who distance themselves from God..        - That is part of why a lot of us..        - That is part of why a lot of newsgroups..        - That is part of why a lot of people..        - That is part of why a lot of organizations..        - That is part of why a lot of linux distributions..        - That is part of why a lot of topics..        - That is part of why a lot of hardware..        - That is why I won't bother to..        - What bothers me though is that..        - What I find most appealing is..        - I am surprised that most of us..        - I am surprised that most of the newsgroups..        - I am surprised that most of the people..        - I am surprised that most of the organizations..        - I am surprised that most of the linux distributions..        - I am surprised that most of the topics..        - I am surprised that most of the hardware..        - Considering that, I now wonder what hardware..        - Considering that, I now wonder what newsgroups..        - Considering that, I now wonder what people..        - Considering that, I now wonder what organizations..        - Considering that, I now wonder what topics..        - We can't blame these people for..        - We can't blame these organizations for..        - We can't blame these hardware for..        - We can't blame these newsgroups for..        - We can't blame these topics for..        - Not all Linux distributions are..        - Not all people are..        - Not all topics are..        - Not all newsgroups are..        - Not all organizations are..        - Not all hardware are..        - Despite all its faults..        - Admittedly, I..        - Unfortunately, I..        - Apparently, I..        - To be fair, I..        - In my short experience, I..        - I recall, I..        - Additionally, I..        - On another topic, I..        - My understanding of it is, I..        - For the time being, I..        - To my surprise, I..        - I'm realizing , I..        - Apparently, there is still a ... but I can live with that        - Not everyone has the patience to..        - All I know is that I'll probably be..        - Linux is what I always..        - Denying that there is a problem..        - Like I said, ..        - Can't we all just suck..        - Can't we all just fuck..        - Can't we all just buck..        - Can't we all just duck..        - Can't we all just bark..        - Can't we all just pluck..        - Can't we all just puck..        - Can't we all just tuck..        - Can't we all just cluck..        - I'll close the lid on this..        - I'll open my stupid mouth and..        - I'll pump rubbish into this..        - I want you to know I'd rather be a lizard than a cro-magnon..        - I want you to know I'd rather be gay than a cro-magnon..        - I want you to know I hide behind Bible when I see a new Physfit post        - I want you to know I like to have something to say in my sorry life        - I want you to know I spend more time reading wrestlers       autobiographies than spending it with my children because I fancy       imagining their thick dicks' sizes and to be honest to you their thick       dicks are awesome compared to the Nazi little thing hanging below my fat       clownish belly when I see its reflection in the mirror I hold there              * Uses the word "woke"              * Wants to commit sin and stay close to "god"              * Peniscus Churchianitis of his choice tells him Modern Humans are "Demons"              * Religion for him is solely a matter of which people he groups himself with              * Religion for him is a social club              * Believes his survival on the planet Earth is enhanced by suppressing       Modern Humans              * Remains stupid absolutely irrespective of the amount of education he gets              * Is raised inside a household and under parents that amounted to living       inside a military barrack              * Looks at getting fired as a disastrous event of his life              * Is incapable of emigrating, and hides it by using the excuse of "Here       is the best place in the world."              * Thinks scientists are weird individuals              * Thinks scientists are wasting their time              * Thinks scientists are fools              * Makes fun of scientists              * Despises scientists              * Envies scientists              * Thinks he was "smart" in avoiding a scientific career              * Prefers war over trade              * Is a high school drop out              * Listened to Billy Joel music              * Listened to Bob Dylan songs              * Knows all lyrics of Barry Manilow songs              * Enjoys American superhero films with patriotic themes              * Every American military hero film makes him weep like a 3 year old              * Puts MAGA hat on to feel he's somebody              * 19 out of 20 closest relatives are KKK members              * 19 out of 20 closest relatives have "served" in the U.S. military              * 19 out of 20 closest relatives engage in freemasonry              * 19 out of 20 closest relatives have DWI in their rapsheets              * 19 out of 20 closest relatives regard visiting Las Vegas a life experience              * 19 out of 20 closest relatives have murdered people under the excuse       of "Aiming High"              * Hangs U.S. flag in front of his house              * Hangs exaggerated Christmas lights outside his house              * Watches Super Bowl like he's seen an oasis in the middle of a desert              * Is so stupid it aches to watch his behavior              * Is the first to get kill filed by intelligent usenet frequenters              * Pretends he's kill-filed Physfit's dick, yet knows Physfit's dick is       the only chance he has for accessing information Daddy didn't provide              * Pretends he has kill-filed Physfit's dick, yet in and out of       cyberspace, when he looks up in his mind, he sees nothing but Physfit's       dick hanging above him              * Pretends he has kill-filed Physfit's dick, yet when he enters Usenet,       the first posts he reads are those of Physfit's dick              * Is a type 2 autistic (too few prefrontal neurons - too many limbic       neurons)              * Is a type 3 autistic (too few limbic neurons - too many fight/flight       neurons)              * Is a type 4 autistic (too few prefrontal neurons - too many       fight/flight neurons)              * Pays $8000 for a computer to only "tweet" with it              * Pays $6000 for his computer backup system to keep his collection of       Bibles, Hollywood, Nostradamus, and wrestlers' autobiographies, safe              * Pays $1700 for his computer mouse cause it's got a "Jiggler" and can       be used for masturbation as well, both sexes, and looks like this:       https://i.postimg.cc/50c0RJ1F/dual-use-computer-mouse.jpg              * The more a computer mouse looks like a dick, the higher he pays for       it, cause he can shove it up his ass when the mood strikes him              * The more a computer mouse looks like a pussy, the higher he pays for       it, cause he can masturbate with it "on the fly"              * Sacrifices 95% of his life to live the remaining 5% the way he wants:       visiting Las Vegas and visiting every spot in the USA that cavalry mass       murdered American Natives at              * Carries a little bible with him most of the time              * Carries a little hip flask of liquor with him most of the time              * Chews tobacco              * Thinks a conversation in Usenet is a matter of "saving face"              * Demands others to provide information to him! Even uses nasty remarks       for it              * Fakes maturity but acts childishly              * Envies Physfit's dick!              * Is a Leech to learn from Physfit's dick, and at the same time is rude       to Physfit's dick!              * Chews gum to kill time cause he's got no idea what to do              * When concentrating, tip of his tongue sticks out              * When concentrating, his mouth stays wide open, no muscle tone there to       keep it shut                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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