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   Physfitfreak to Farley Flud   
   Re: My Hate List (Revised) (4/4)   
   13 Apr 25 12:58:36   
   
   [continued from previous message]   
      
   * Drools when talking cause he happens to be somewhere that drinking   
   beer isn't allowed there   
      
   * His name is made of more than three words   
      
   * His name has a "-" in it   
      
   * His name has a suffix or prefix   
      
   * Has changed his name   
      
   * Has changed his name five times   
      
   * Has changed his name 15 times   
      
   * Wears bow ties   
      
   * Wears neck ties   
      
   * Wears clan badge on his coat   
      
   * Wears emblem patch on his coat   
      
   * Wears military outfit to feel he's somebody   
      
   * Wishes to get buried in his military outfit   
      
   * Smokes a pipe as gesture   
      
   * Carries a cross on his chest   
      
   * Has tattoos on his body   
      
   * Has tattoos around his ass hole   
      
   * Has American flag tattooed on his dick   
      
   * Has "SS" tattooed smack on his ass hole   
      
   * Sucks his own dick   
      
   * Sucks dick, any dick   
      
   * Considers himself a physicist, yet has never noticed all those human   
   names in his physics books, it has come natural to what his mind can grasp   
      
   * Perpetually mistakes physics with history of physics   
      
   * Names names, and considers that as knowledge   
      
   * Does not know zit about the world before the time some Egyptians began   
   writing their books in the Greek language.   
      
   * Is under the impression every form of knowledge began with the Greek texts   
      
   * Is under the impression Greece was the seat of modern civilization   
   when some Greek texts appeared.   
      
   * His world is exclusively limited to that of a cro-magnon early human   
   that still walks the Earth today   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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