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   The Starmaker to All   
   Putin wants a peace deal   
   26 Apr 25 10:44:49   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, rec.arts.tv   
   From: starmaker@ix.netcom.com   
      
   but he needs China's permission first, and Xi sez...No.   
      
      
   If you wanst a peace deal with russia, you need to bomb china first.   
      
      
      
   wats on the table? remove all tariffs on china and russia will give a peace   
   deal.   
      
      
   China tells russia "Keep bombing Ukraine until trump removes all china   
   tarrifs."   
      
      
   i'm mean, dats it...dats the deal.   
      
      
   Putin is a pussy.   
      
      
   CHINA SHOULD BE DOING MY FUCKING LAUNDRY!!!!   
      
      
   AND GET THOSE CHINKS OFF MY NETFLIX!!!   
      
      
   WHERE IS THE YELLOW BUTTON?   
      
   WATS ALL THESE FUCKING CHINK SHOWS DOING ON NETFLIX???   
      
      
   How am i suppose to watch a fucking chink show if they all fucking look   
   alike????   
      
      
   So, a penquin walks into a bar... and   
      
   ask the bartender..."Have you seen my brother?"   
      
      
   The bartender sez, "What does he look like?"   
      
      
   --   
   The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,   
   to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable,   
   and challenge the unchallengeable.   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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