XPost: sci.physics.relativity, sci.math   
   From: physfitfreak@gmail.com   
      
   On 5/6/25 4:20 PM, Physfitfreak wrote:   
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   > India hit Pakestan with a few missile. Very fast moving missiles,   
   > definitely hypersonic. Arindam has gone into hiding in Sydney, fearing   
   > the Pakestani community of Sydney coming to him to turn him into Boti   
   > Masala.   
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   > If that happens, I hope one of his 38 remaining sons will inform us of   
   > his becoming Boti Masala, so I could fart him out as well.   
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   Yep, Pakestan hit back at Indian targets.   
      
   You know, all my elementary school years were packed with news of India   
   did this to Pakestan and Pakestan did that to India. I don't know the   
   exact number of years, but felt like at least five years of the most   
   joking war. It wasn't even war, because neither side could fight and   
   weren't real soldiers. India would advance 10 kilometers into an area of   
   Pakestan that didn't even have flies in it, let alone Pakestani   
   soldiers, then Pakestan would advance 10 km into an empty area adjacent   
   to where Indian forces were to avoid confronting them.   
      
   Five fucking years of that! It was so ridiculous that when UN at last   
   forced both sides into peace, the entire border between them had   
   literally become a sinusoidal line from north to south exactly placed on   
   top of the earlier border between them...   
      
   They can't fight. Too scared to fight. They're just all words and anger   
   and childish reactions back and forth. 5 fucking years of seeing that   
   creep's face Shastri on every fucking newspaper is still to this day a   
   pain in my head.   
      
   I was sick of it. Even in the elementary school! And then we heard   
   Shastri had died. Everybody was like, "Oh thanks to FUCKING GOD for that!"   
      
   Even his fucking death wasn't withheld from us kids. Even in death that   
   creep bothered us.   
      
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