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   talk.politics.guns   
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   From: 3feet@under.org   
      
   One guy goes to answer the phone and tells his partner, "Hey. Don't   
   finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the phone call,   
   there is cum all over the wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Chris, I said not   
   to finish yourself until I got back!" The man turns to him and says, "I   
   didn't, I farted."   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)