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   Ground Goblin to All   
   A midget woman went to the doctors compl   
   05 Dec 24 04:26:33   
   
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   From: 3feet@under.org   
      
   She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later.   
      
   "Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and   
   changing dirty nappies!" the doc says.   
      
   "Wow, you mean I'm pregnant?" the woman replies thrilled.   
      
   "No, you've got bowel cancer."   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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