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   From: email@BelowThe.Text   
      
   A Texan, a Frenchman and an Israeli are on a plane flying over the   
   Pacific Ocean when the engines stop functioning. The plane crash lands   
   on a Pacific Island and the 3 are immediately captured by a tribe of   
   cannibals and taken to their village. The Chief tells the 3 captives   
   that these cannibals are civilized and they have a custom on their   
   island that before they eat anyone, they grant that person his or her   
   last wishes--no matter what they are. He asks the Texan, "What is your   
   last wish?"   
      
   The Texan replies: "I want a 2 inch thick steak with all the   
   trimmings, cajun fries and case of beer." The Chief motions to some of   
   his tribesmen who immediately run into the jungle and come back with   
   the steak, the fries and the beer. The Texan eats his meal and he is   
   thrown in the pot.   
      
   The Frenchman is asked: "What is your last wish?" He replies: "I'd   
   like a case of the most expensive Champagne and I'd also like a big   
   plate of escargot cooked in the French manner." The Chief motions to   
   his tribesmen who immediately rush off into the jungle and bring back   
   everything the Frenchman asked for. He eats and drinks his fill and he   
   is then thrown in the pot.   
      
   The Chief turns to the Israeli and asks, "And what is your wish?" The   
   Israeli looks the Chief squarely in the eyes and replies: "I want you   
   to kick me in the behind as hard as you can."   
      
   The Chief is bewildered and asks the Israeli again, only to receive   
   the same reply. The Chief shrugs his shoulders, asks the Israeli to   
   turn around, and kicks him as hard as he can. With that the Israeli   
   pulls out a gun and kills the Chief and all of the other cannibals.   
      
   The Texan and the Frenchman look at the Israeli and say: "If you had   
   that gun why didn't you do anything sooner?"   
      
   The Israeli replies: "What? And risk being condemned by the UN for   
   reacting to insufficient provocation!"   
      
      
   Cordially,   
   Ken (NY)   
      
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   uh, staff."   
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