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   From: lucr@me.ca   
      
   "True American Hero"  wrote in message   
   news:bezEd.5501$kG3.2581@fe11.lga...   
   > Announcing that all Ukrainians will withdraw from Ukraine in 2005, Leonid   
   > Kuchma also noted that Ukraine is a very dangerous place.   
   >   
   > Citing reports that an old lady slipped and fell in the bathroom, Mr.   
   Kuchma   
   > urged officials to draw up plans for the withdrawal.   
   >   
   > As to where all the Ukranians would go, he said it would have to be   
   > somewhere completely safe. He went on to say that this place would have to   
   > be free of vodka and cigarettes and automobiles as many more Ukranians   
   have   
   > died from those causes than all of the Ukranian troops serving in Iraq.   
   >   
      
   In other words, all Ukrainians will join the Hamishs.   
      
      
   > When informed that many Europeans might already be hiding in this place.   
   > Spaniards are rumored to have already taken over the place, turned out all   
   > the lights, drawn the curtains and locked the doors and windows. It would   
   > likely be very crowded but Mr. Kuchma announced that condoms would be   
   > dispensed. It will be the only way to keep Ukranians "safe" in such close   
   > living conditions he said.   
      
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