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   From: email@BelowThe.Text   
      
   On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 12:42:47 -0500, "True American Hero"   
    claims:   
      
   >Announcing that all Ukrainians will withdraw from Ukraine in 2005, Leonid   
   >Kuchma also noted that Ukraine is a very dangerous place.   
   >   
   >Citing reports that an old lady slipped and fell in the bathroom, Mr. Kuchma   
   >urged officials to draw up plans for the withdrawal.   
   >   
   >As to where all the Ukranians would go, he said it would have to be   
   >somewhere completely safe. He went on to say that this place would have to   
   >be free of vodka and cigarettes and automobiles as many more Ukranians have   
   >died from those causes than all of the Ukranian troops serving in Iraq.   
   >   
   >When informed that many Europeans might already be hiding in this place.   
   >Spaniards are rumored to have already taken over the place, turned out all   
   >the lights, drawn the curtains and locked the doors and windows. It would   
   >likely be very crowded but Mr. Kuchma announced that condoms would be   
   >dispensed. It will be the only way to keep Ukranians "safe" in such close   
   >living conditions he said.   
   >   
      
   	Wouldn't it be easier and less costly to use the method the   
   Soviets used on the Ukranians- mass starvation?   
      
      
   Cordially,   
   Ken (NY)   
      
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