XPost: alt.rush-limbaugh, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.california   
   XPost: alt.politics.usa, nyc.politics, alt.politics.uk   
   XPost: soc.culture.canada   
   From: email@BelowThe.Text   
      
   George Bush received a call from French President Chirac.   
   He says to Bush "Our largest condom factory has exploded".   
   "My people's favorite form of birth control." This is a true   
   disaster!"   
      
   "Mr. Chirac, the American people would be happy to do anything within   
   their power to help you," replied President Bush.   
      
   "I do need your help" said Chirac. "Could you send 1,000,000 condoms   
   as soon as possible to tide us over?"   
      
   Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.   
      
   "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Chirac   
      
   "Yes?"   
      
   "Could the condoms be blue in color and at least 10" long and 2" in   
   diameter?" said Chirac.   
      
   "No problem," replied the President.   
      
   Mr. Chirac hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those   
   stupid Americans will fall for anything.   
      
   George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom company.   
   "I need a favor. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to   
   France?."   
      
   Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.   
      
   "Good! Now listen, they have to be blue in color, 10" long and 2" in   
   diameter."   
      
   "Easily done. Anything else?"   
      
   "Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE "SMALL"   
   on each one."   
      
      
   Cordially,   
   Ken (NY)   
      
   email: http://www.geocities.com/bluesguy68/email.htm   
      
   Dyslexics untie!   
      
   spammers can send mail to uce@ftc.gov   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)