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From: sh010x4362@blueyonder.co.uk
so does this prove that americans are huge dicks or that they lie?
"Ken [NY]" wrote in message
news:9io751h3gn46ki8e07jj19188ol6nt0ig8@4ax.com...
>
> George Bush received a call from French President Chirac.
> He says to Bush "Our largest condom factory has exploded".
> "My people's favorite form of birth control." This is a true
> disaster!"
>
> "Mr. Chirac, the American people would be happy to do anything within
> their power to help you," replied President Bush.
>
> "I do need your help" said Chirac. "Could you send 1,000,000 condoms
> as soon as possible to tide us over?"
>
> Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.
>
> "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Chirac
>
> "Yes?"
>
> "Could the condoms be blue in color and at least 10" long and 2" in
> diameter?" said Chirac.
>
> "No problem," replied the President.
>
> Mr. Chirac hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those
> stupid Americans will fall for anything.
>
> George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom company.
> "I need a favor. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to
> France?."
>
> Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.
>
> "Good! Now listen, they have to be blue in color, 10" long and 2" in
> diameter."
>
> "Easily done. Anything else?"
>
> "Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE "SMALL"
> on each one."
>
>
> Cordially,
> Ken (NY)
>
> email: http://www.geocities.com/bluesguy68/email.htm
>
> Dyslexics untie!
>
> spammers can send mail to uce@ftc.gov
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