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   From: email@BelowThe.Text   
      
   Michael Jackson Admits Plastic Surgery; France Unconvinced   
      
   --Chirac Demands More Time for U.N. Face Inspectors   
      
   At the United Nations today, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell   
   offered what he called "conclusive proof" that the singer Michael   
   Jackson has had plastic surgery, but failed to convince France.   
      
   In his presentation, Powell first showed two photos of Jackson, taken   
   in 1979 and 2003, to illustrate the dramatic transformation of the   
   singer's face from human to Halloween mask.   
      
   As Security Council members watched intently, Powell then played a   
   tape of a recent court appearance by Jackson, during which the tip of   
   his nose appeared to fall from his face and onto the floor.   
      
   Finally, Powell played a tape of the ABC program "20/20" in which   
   Jackson admitted he had plastic surgery, after which a visibly   
   frustrated Powell turned to the ambassador from France and asked, "How   
   much more freaking proof do you clowns need?"   
      
   While the French ambassador did not respond, impassively sipping on a   
   glass of red wine while reading a book by Camus, later in the day   
   French President Jacques Chirac had harsh words for Powell, saying   
   that the Secretary of State "had proved nothing."   
      
   President Chirac added that the United Nations should grant its   
   official face inspection team more time to look at Jackson's head to   
   determine whether the singer had plastic surgery or not.   
      
   In related news, President Chirac said the U.S. had failed to show   
   convincing proof that Jennifer Lopez has a big ass.   
      
      
   Cordially,   
   Ken (NY)   
      
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